MortonElephant
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“McMahon is a hypocrite! It’s cool for him to mock JR’s Bells Palsy, & you aren’t cut any slack for one joke? #BeAStarVince.” “I hope Vince hasn’t forgot How he mocked @JRsBBQ on #RAW live, and @AWPromotions gets released for one joke?” “@if only you had strangled someone with your tie, you’d be back within 6 months lol.” “so Dx can tell everyone to suck it but u can’t make a joke?” “@CMPunk told...
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@EWBMortonElephant #GoAwayPlease
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RT @Spanktooth_Tyler @EWBMortonElehant #GoAwayPlease
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no. bo. dy. fuc. king. cares.
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MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!
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You think you're so cool with your big words and your smaller difficult words!?!
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Am I the only that thought of Steve Byrne after reading that?
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I actually thought of Steve Blackman. Then again, I often do.
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Buy or Sell: Raw ends with John Cena celebrating with the championship.
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That's the point, though: they've spent so much time building Cena up that he's virtually the only person who CAN win MiTB, blow the cash-in, and walk away without looking like a choke artist.
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It's a toss up for me...on one hand, Punk is very over and having an awesome reign, and the crowd isn't sick of him. On the other hand, Cena still remains the #1 star in the company, it's the 1000th Raw, and a major title change would cement the show as being a huge deal. So in the end, for me it comes down to personal preference, and I happen to prefer Punk to Cena...
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Sell. Cena loses/wins by DQ by run-in from Rock/Barret/Orton/Show/Sting/Flair/Matt Hardy...
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FEED ME KIRKLAND!
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NXT! NXT! NXT!
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where in the hell can i watch NXT? im hearing alot of good things about it.
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http://www.desirulez.net/weeklies/
Watch if from there playah. Holla back!
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Youtube the shows they're all there
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Why do scary movies have such shitty endings? Oh, she died, the end.
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*ahem* BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Is mass genocide less of an issue on the moon?
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Well, yes, but can you eat it?
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Happy friday! Let's get wasted!
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She dumped me. She said we would be together forever..
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Its a-me! Mario!
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Yeah, I'll take one extra large pizza, extra cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, Canadian bacon, ground beef, green peppers, red peppers, pineapple and broccoli, along with a thing of Cheesy Bread and a 2-Liter of Pepsi.
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And Luigi, motherfucker.
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Why does Nevada let you keep your referee's license?
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Did you miss me?
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Ray Bradbury was the shit
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Anyone else a tiny bit hyped for Watch Dogs?? Holy crap!
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Can someone tell me why I got a warning? Sure, I was a jerk, but who on here isn't? I just want to know what I said that was worth a warning..
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Okay, thanks MPH. You are very beautiful btw berober.
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Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.
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Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.
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R.I.P. Dick Slater
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Seriously, who the fuck thinks this is acceptable?
Go on Facebook, find your best friend, tell him "Hey, your mother/wife/girlfriend/thatchickyouhaveathingfor (choose whichever applies) just died".
Then after they check and find out that person is still alive, then message them saying "I meant in The Sims 3 lol". See how they react.
Cunt.
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HEY MORTON. BOOOOOO.
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I don't think Dick Slater is on EWB.
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I eat shit like you for breakfast!
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Go away.
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If this were a Happy Gilmore reference, it would be 'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast' not 'I eat shit like you for breakfast.'
Hence, Go away.
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Hahaha, Morton is a poo-muncher.
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Spoiler - the "Revolution" is gay. There's no other way to put it.
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Gimmick idea: Dean Ambrose uses Dean Pelton's shtick of using the word "dean" in parts of words. Dean-a-ling-a-ling!
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To paraphrase Wanda Sykes: This salt shaker is so stupid. It's totally MortonElephant.
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Ha! @OctoberRavenO
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RIP Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
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MortonElephant: King of humor.
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He died in my TEW game. ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!
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Then maybe you should seriously consider re-evaluating your life.