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  1. “McMahon is a hypocrite! It’s cool for him to mock JR’s Bells Palsy, & you aren’t cut any slack for one joke? #BeAStarVince.” “I hope Vince hasn’t forgot How he mocked @JRsBBQ on #RAW live, and @AWPromotions gets released for one joke?” “@if only you had strangled someone with your tie, you’d be back within 6 months lol.” “so Dx can tell everyone to suck it but u can’t make a joke?” “@CMPunk told...

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    2. Ol' Spanktooth

      Ol' Spanktooth

      @EWBMortonElephant #GoAwayPlease

    3. Lint

      Lint

      RT @Spanktooth_Tyler @EWBMortonElehant #GoAwayPlease

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      no. bo. dy. fuc. king. cares.

  2. MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!

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    2. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      You think you're so cool with your big words and your smaller difficult words!?!

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Am I the only that thought of Steve Byrne after reading that?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      I actually thought of Steve Blackman. Then again, I often do.

  3. Buy or Sell: Raw ends with John Cena celebrating with the championship.

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    2. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      That's the point, though: they've spent so much time building Cena up that he's virtually the only person who CAN win MiTB, blow the cash-in, and walk away without looking like a choke artist.

    3. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      It's a toss up for me...on one hand, Punk is very over and having an awesome reign, and the crowd isn't sick of him. On the other hand, Cena still remains the #1 star in the company, it's the 1000th Raw, and a major title change would cement the show as being a huge deal. So in the end, for me it comes down to personal preference, and I happen to prefer Punk to Cena...

    4. James Casey

      James Casey

      Sell. Cena loses/wins by DQ by run-in from Rock/Barret/Orton/Show/Sting/Flair/Matt Hardy...

  4. FEED ME KIRKLAND!

    1. =BK=

      =BK=

      No, feed yourself.

    2. Mick
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Feed him the turnted food with the jar of cheese sauce in it.

  5. You can ask here on the GDS forums: http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=71 Or search there. I did for a bit but since you know what you want maybe you can use the search function better.
  6. NXT! NXT! NXT!

    1. SESbb30

      SESbb30

      where in the hell can i watch NXT? im hearing alot of good things about it.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      http://www.desirulez.net/weeklies/

      Watch if from there playah. Holla back!

    3. Jason Patricks

      Jason Patricks

      Youtube the shows they're all there

  7. Why do scary movies have such shitty endings? Oh, she died, the end.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      *ahem* BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      Is mass genocide less of an issue on the moon?

    4. Jason Patricks

      Jason Patricks

      Well, yes, but can you eat it?

  8. Happy friday! Let's get wasted!

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Happy wasted, lets get friday.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Friday, Friday, gettin' down on Friday.

  9. They were in the independents, I am almost certain. Thanks. It's close enough to CM Punk's debut. It looks like he started wrestling independents in 2000. John Cena & Randy Orton would of been training according to Wikipedia. I see no problem throwing in all 3 but I'd make them free agents and not over at all. No need to be an ass.
  10. Joey Ryan is my hero

  11. Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.

  12. She dumped me. She said we would be together forever.. :(

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      My BabyMama said the latter to me yesterday. Which was weird as she referred to me saying it 5 yrs ago, and we're not together and I am currently seeing someone else :/

    2. Berober

      Berober

      It's not your fault Morton, Ollie just found someone else.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      It's Ollies go to line on the first date.

  13. Its a-me! Mario!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Yeah, I'll take one extra large pizza, extra cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, Canadian bacon, ground beef, green peppers, red peppers, pineapple and broccoli, along with a thing of Cheesy Bread and a 2-Liter of Pepsi.

    3. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      And Luigi, motherfucker.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Why does Nevada let you keep your referee's license?

  14. Did you miss me?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Who the devil are you?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Do you guys hear something?

    3. deli

      deli

      R.I.P MortonElephant 2012-2012

  15. Ray Bradbury was the shit

    1. SESbb30

      SESbb30

      im offended by your language.

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I'm offended by you being offended by that language.

  16. Anyone else a tiny bit hyped for Watch Dogs?? Holy crap!

    1. Ruki
    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      Not now that you've ruined it.

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I'm glad I ruined it, jerk.

  17. Can someone tell me why I got a warning? Sure, I was a jerk, but who on here isn't? I just want to know what I said that was worth a warning..

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    2. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Okay, thanks MPH. You are very beautiful btw berober.

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Oh and I did restrain myself from posting that someone got a tumor in my game so... score one for me? Or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.

  18. R.I.P. Dick Slater

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Seriously, who the fuck thinks this is acceptable?

      Go on Facebook, find your best friend, tell him "Hey, your mother/wife/girlfriend/thatchickyouhaveathingfor (choose whichever applies) just died".

      Then after they check and find out that person is still alive, then message them saying "I meant in The Sims 3 lol". See how they react.

      Cunt.

    3. Summers

      Summers

      HEY MORTON. BOOOOOO.

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I don't think Dick Slater is on EWB.

  19. I eat shit like you for breakfast!

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    2. StevenRichardsRules
    3. MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      MNM X Koofi e R-Truth

      If this were a Happy Gilmore reference, it would be 'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast' not 'I eat shit like you for breakfast.'

      Hence, Go away.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Hahaha, Morton is a poo-muncher.

  20. kicked Morning Glory.

    1. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      It just needed a little time to wake up, wake up.

  21. Spoiler - the "Revolution" is gay. There's no other way to put it.

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    2. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      Gimmick idea: Dean Ambrose uses Dean Pelton's shtick of using the word "dean" in parts of words. Dean-a-ling-a-ling!

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      To paraphrase Wanda Sykes: This salt shaker is so stupid. It's totally MortonElephant.

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Ha! @OctoberRavenO

  22. RIP Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

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    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      MortonElephant: King of humor.

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      He died in my TEW game. ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!

    4. Naitch

      Naitch

      Then maybe you should seriously consider re-evaluating your life.

  23. That's all great just what happens when you're a bit into your game and those wrestlers aren't in the promotions anymore? It's cool and it's good work I just don't see it being something I would use... maybe others would. I really don't know.
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