snowbird

not only did i get to watch my favourite team lose 3 of our best players to injury while playing some garbage football over an excruciatingly long period of time, but i also got treated to my fantasy team playing like complete garbage!!!! football season is back babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i long for death

1 hour ago, North Of Seattle SeaCattle said:

I thought about that but it's basically a free win every week for the team who plays it, so... Eh, not my ideal option.

Hey @caMeron esposiTo Forbes, you're a sports gal, come stick handle with us?

hey i appreciate the thought but i'm not really a fantasy hockey person. tried it before but couldn't get into it like fantasy football. sozz y'all : /

do hair vs hair you cowards

jake elliot, k, phi and carolina’s defence

@North Of Seattle SeaCattle

marqise lee, wr, jax and isaiah crowell, rb, nyj

@North Of Seattle SeaCattle

devante parker, wr, mia and tevin coleman, rb, atl

@North Of Seattle SeaCattle

On 05/08/2018 at 05:33, Asuka's Gonna Kill You said:

Derrius Guice, RB, Jaywalkers

@Ace Berimmer

welp

done so, thanks for being such a benevolent and gracious overlord!

@HC since sean hasn't picked yet, can i change my pick? i'm an idiot who misread my rankings. if so, swap out lewis for lamar miller, rb, hou. if not, no worries, i'll wallow in my stupidity.

lamar miller, rb, hou and evan engram, te, nyg

@North Of Seattle SeaCattle

alshon jeffery, wr, phi and cam newton, qb, car

@North Of Seattle SeaCattle

4 hours ago, Jake O. Rhodes said:

Jarvis Landry, WR, Cleveland Browns

@DFF

you, uh...you sure you've got enough wide receivers there, chief?

christian mccaffrey, rb, carolina and doug baldwin, wr, seattle

@North Of Seattle SeaCattle

todd gurley, rb, la rams

@SeanD McMahon

3 hours ago, HC said:

@caMeron esposiTo Forbes

@Ace Berimmer

@DMarryMaguire

@munky

@Slogger

@Pooker

@Asuka's Gonna Kill You

@Jake O. Rhodes

@james_ewing88

@Mick

@anybody else 

I see DFF is already here so yay! Open to reducing 1 bench spot if the league wants to

awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah

#16 umbc 74, #1 virginia 54

jiminy fucking christmas

hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sooooooooooo

update: i needn't've worried about the refs! we were ready to shitcan ourselves the whole time!

refs held us back in the first half and now our playcalling and execution is holding ourselves back. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh eat my butt brady

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

Word is that Mularky is out if the Titans lose in Kansas City and will make a run at Josh McDaniels.

honestly he should be out either way. it's p clear by this point that his and robiskie's scheming is a detriment to the offence. i'm cautious on mcdaniels but at least he knows how to run an offence in this current dang decade.

HEY GUESS WHAT PLACE I CAME IN IT WAS THIS PLACE

HEY THANKS FOR A FUN SEASON Y'ALL @HC IS A GOOD COMMISH AND THERE'S A BUNCH O' GOOD COMPETITORS HERE AND IT REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY TO KNOW I AM A BETTER HUMAN BEING THAN 9 OF YOU. OK THANKS GG BYE

don't be silly @HC. there's only one matchup everyone cares about, and that's mine and @Jake O. Rhodes!!!!!!!!! just check out this poster that someone (certainly not me) made to hype it up! wow! tensions are flaring!!!

@HC

woo! #1 in the regular season! that's all that people care about, no one ever remembers the playoff champion...right??? 

UPDATE: he did do it! wow i am officially the best football in the world! jeff fisher is flying to my house as we speak to give me a plaque. wow