9 to 5

Former Alabama and "current" San Francisco 40ers player Glen Coffee has retired. AT THE AGE OF 23.

Yeah, if you're looking to vote in the EWB 100 (the bandwagons du jour are Ronnie Garvin, Crossbones, and Super Dragon, FYI) then you've got... 21 hours and 48 minutes to do so, by my watch. VOTE NOW!

Could do with England, Spain, Argentina, Wales and Reading winning today

would like to take this moment to pimp out my diary. because i can, mainly.

I've never ignored a user, but who have you ignored?

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

it's a great day.. beers all round

I just won the game, fuck y'all.

Awesomely dated wrestling lines: "This is D-Generation X and we're getting jiggy with it!"

So I only have three friends on EWB apparently. Now, am I an asshole or is everyone like me & forgot you could add friends on EWB?

Who will end the Undertakers Streak?

I shall be forced to live in the status updates box for a week, for I am suspended by my balls!

spoiler: Kaney will try and ultimately fail at banning me. Also at Left 4 Dead 2.

-144... Really should do something to improve that...