9 to 5

As a man, I sometimes suffer from man illnesses. What can EWB do to solve my man illnesses problem?

Oh, I feel asleep, anything happen?

Hi!

HOLD NUMBER 2...LUTONIAN STRANGLE HOLD!

is gonna start a new band: Ruki and the Boys

New rule, if you post fake spoilers in the status updates, I will delete them. If you post real spoilers, I will delete them and suspend you.

Hello?

Hello?

YOU ARE ALL NOW MY FRIENDS DAMN IT.

has started playing Fallout 3. Think I made a good choice.

Cornellverse OLLIE or Real Life IWRG. VOTE NOW!

Well, I'm officially done with the Ring.

It appears my sarcasm and somewhat-off comments have just...you know the rest...so...yeah...I only registered to give my scenario to you guys, and I kinda gave up on that...so...bye!

The board is telling me I am not registered

Well, I'm officially done with the Ring.

Ah School, how I strongly dislike you.

Ah School, how I strongly dislike you.

Will someone write a, ya know, good InVasion diary?

Dude, where's my car?

too heel for Facebook...

Ooooooooooooooooooooh You Didn't Know? Roooooooooooooaaaaad Dooooogggg waaaasss the seeeeeveeeeeenth maaaaan!

wwe sux...tna rulz

I'd been hoping that EWB was dead due to a mad flood of people rushing to my birthday thread. Mucho sadness when I noted there wasn't even any such thread.

GoGo is dead to me. Ken the Box better than Super Dragon? I SAID GOOD DAY!

Former Alabama and "current" San Francisco 40ers player Glen Coffee has retired. AT THE AGE OF 23.