SilentBob2004

I am an Arsenal fan and i too fucking hate Eboue!

My backup keeper is shockingly bad tho.

OK, i've started a new game as Everton. I'm into November and Tim Howards morale has been stuck on Very Low for at least the last month and now his form is very shaky and i cant seem to get it back up. I've tried saying i was disappointed with his form, which got his morale up to OK for 2 days. Any idea how i can get him playing better? I've got no more money left to buy anyone either.

Got it. Cheers. Started new game with Portsmouth. Lost 3-2 at home to Villa and won 3-0 away to Everton, with Utaka scoring a 45 yard chip! Signed Banega on loan, Edu, and Aaritalo. No money left but mite try and get a central defender on loan as backup for Distin and Campbell.

How do i do that?

One of my favourite buys, Mika Aaritalo is not on the new patch at his regular club TPS. Anyone know where he has gone? I am playing with the Large database.

I've become addicted to the UK version of Deal recently. The top prize is £250k (around half a million dollars), there's only been one winner just over a year ago. The guy on today was a bit of a dickhead so i'm glad he only got £3000. How does the American show work? There's 3 $1m's on the board?? Over here there's only one of each amount.

I'm rather angry. 2nd season as Arsenal, i'm 1-0 down away to Fulham and there's 4 mins of injury time to go. Desperate, i throw on Bendtner so i have 3 strikers up front with Van Persie and Pandev. I also put my Mentality onto All Out Attack. Bendtner scores within 45 seconds! I punch the air and celebrate a comeback! Straight from the Fulham restart, with 32 secs of injury time left, Dempsey chips Akinfeev from the half way line. The prick was standing 30 yards out!!!!! On another note, how the fuck do you keep Pandev's morale up?? His form is so up and down. Sometimes he scores 3-4 games in a row, other times he can go 8-9 games without a goal! His morale for nearly all his first season was Poor to Very Poor. It goes up a bit more now but still goes down to Poor or worse regularly for weeks at a time! I've tried telling him i have faith in his abilities, and praising him when he gets a few goals or good match ratings but nothing seems to work!

Walking On Sunshine, Katrina and the Waves

For fucks sake!!!!!!!! Leon in the final???????

Just done it again and it was fine. Never installed a patch before so just wanna check i've done it right. I installed it and 47 files were unzipped and updated into my Football Manager folder. Is that what shoulda happened?

Just downloaded the patch, but when i tried to install it, a message came up saying it wasnt a valid Win32 application or something. Help anyone?

How much does Akinfeev cost? I never seem to be able to afford him!

Lenny: 'To be honest, black is the worst colour EVER!....No offence Carl!'

Any ideas which defender i can buy? Just started a new game with Arsenal, and I have £9m left after buying Craig Gordon,Kieron Dyer and Sanli Tuncay. I've tried to get Kompany but he doesnt want to join. Asshole!

I'm keeping my in-game champions the same as real life, so can anyone direct me to good Kenny and Mikey (in Spirit Squad gear) CAWs? Movesets would be nice as well.

Doesn't Johnny look a hard bastard in his bright pink top? (Y)

How the blue hell do you take down the chopper???

I'm stuck on the mission at the train station where Tony has to find that guy. I get to the bit where the guy runs off after being spotted, but i cant work out where he runs to. I follow to yellow blip on the radar but that takes me down a tunnel where I promptly get squished by a train! Any help? Oh and interrogations kick ass!

OMG! You HAVE to get me the formula for that Thierry!!!!!!!

Yesterday I was having a match between my Joey Mercury CAW and Scotty 2 Hotty, and the crowd starting chanting BORING!!!!!! LOL Anyone else had this? How do you get this chant or is it random?

Dont know if this has already been posted, but i cant be bothered to look through the topic for it. If you want to unlock Jake Roberts and dont want to buy the PSP version of the game (and a PSP if you dont have one!), there is a cheaper option. This month's issue of PLAY magazine has a special SD vs Raw Cheat Disc. One of the cheats available is to unlock everything. And yes, this includes Jake, and yes, it is saveable!!! You'll have to find a copy quick though. The next issue of the mag is out in about 4 days! EDIT: OK, I cant work out how to save the data, every time i start the game up, Jake is locked again! If i work it out, i'll post it in here.

What happens when you side with the ECW guys? The only time i've got this storyline, i went against them.

I want to create an AJ Styles CAW but I cant find the Styles Clash move. I'm guessing it isn't under Styles Clash, so does anyone know what move it is? Also is there a better move to use as the Black Hole Slam than Scrapbuster Pin? It looks crap.