SilentBob2004

lol! 'Hi I'm Darnell!' 'Donnell? Donald?!! Danielle??'

He looks like Kane!!!

Cross dressing blind man!!! His poncho is amazing!

Considering that there was only one firing tonight, I think the right person went. It was between her and Helene really.

I'm downloading a load of logo's from the net, cos i'm fed up of not having the badges of the Premier League on there but i have no idea how to get them onto the game. Can anyone give me an idiot proof guide of how to import them into the game? Also do you need to start a new game for them to start being used cos i'm 4 seasons into my Arsenal/England game and really enjoying it, dont wanna start afresh! Cheers.

OK, it looks like i'm going to lose Vela at the end of the season. I wanted to keep him so i rejected a few bids for him, now he's pissed off and not signing a new contract. It says on his Transfer screen that he is thinking of making a Bosman move so that doesnt fill me with confidence. So if he does go, i'm not sure if i should buy a new striker or just promote Rhys Murphy from the reserves as he's been good for the last 2 years. If I dont buy a new striker if/when Vela goes I'll be left with: Adebayor Aguero Eduardo Saivet Bendtner What do you think would be best if Vela goes? Leave those 5 or maybe get someone else in if those arent good enough? Bring Rhys Murphy up from the reserves?

I think I can honestly say that is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life! The bald guys epileptic fit/dance was amazing!

Think I'll get sacked from Arsenal at the end of the season. I'm doing well. Nearly into February and only 2 league defeats, along with an upcoming League Cup Final with Everton. But the problem is that Man Utd are so phonemenally good, no one else has got a chance. They've lost 4 league games in 2.5 seasons!!! And have only conceded 8 league goals all season, causing me to be 6 points behind. Its a shame cos I usually get bored at Arsenal after my 2nd season but i'm still loving the game i'm playing. I've got a great squad and doing well in all competitions. But I get a feeling the board will throw me out at the end of the season!

My Arsenal team has had a great start to the 3rd season, joint 1st with Chelsea going into November. But Aguero and Toure have slight concerns that i dont know how to fix. They are both 'Worried about the lack of managerial discipline' at the club. Its not affecting their performances that much (although Aguero has only got 3 goals so far this season but Adebayor and Eduardo are making up for it). They've been like this ever since the end of last season, how can i get them happier?

Cant believe Raef went! Gutted! Anyone actually know how many time Michael has been on the losing team and/or in the final 3? I reckon its 4 or 5!

I bought Breno for £35m and Daniel Alves for £33m. Life is good when you have £110m to spend! Also got Sissoko for £7m when I realised I didnt have any DM's after flogging Flamini and shoving Gilberto and his zimmer frame in the reserves. It also stopped Adebayor crying from when I sold Van Persie! Strong start to the season, but I'm expecting it to go to shit like usual between November and early January when I always have trouble winning!

2 or 3 seasons from the start of the game, or 2 or 3 seasons from when he joins your club? I'm already in the 3rd season so I'm probably gonna splash the cash.

Just going into my 3rd season as Arsenal, sold Van Persie to Bayern for £15.5m cos he only got 7 goals all season and i've already got plenty of strikers (Aguero, Adebayor, Eduardo, Vela, Saivet, Bendtner, Walcott (although he's probably being sold soon)). Now Adebayor (Player of the Season last season) is upset that I sold RVP and then came out and said i wont be signing a replacement as i think we've got enough strikers. I declined his transfer list request as well. Anyone know how I can cheer him up? Dont want his form to suffer when the league games start soon. Also, i've got over £110m to spend. My midfield and attack are more than covered i think, so I need to patch up my defence. I got Demel last season for £7m as backup for my defence but he was disappointing when he came in. Sold Eboue just now as he wanted a new challenge, so i'm looking for backup for Sagna and a quality central defender to eventually replace Gallas (he's getting on a bit now, and will play less games this season). I was thinking Breno as I've heard great things about him from various websites. How good is he?

Does Adebayor turn out to be any good? He never seems to score that much whenever I play as Arsenal even though he has very good stats, i always end up selling him to someone in Spain where he bangs them in for fun. I've seen posts on other forums that say he's one of the best players on the game.

Anyone know how I can stop my traditional 'mid season slump'? I usually get it at no matter what club I'm at, but i'm with QPR and since January I've got 4 league wins in about 4 months. Only got 6 games left now and i've slumped from 2nd (by 5 points) to and its now touch and go whether i'll even get the play offs. I've tried slagging them off, praising them, axing players, changing formations, but i cant seem to get any form whatsoever. Any tips would be welcome! My usual formation and team is: GK:Jason Brown (think thats his name, got him from Wigan) Def: Damien Delaney, Fitz Hall, Danny Collins/Michael Mancienne, Stephen Wright Mid: Mika Aaritalo, Martin Rowlands, Akos Bukasky (spelling?), Darren Ambrose/Kieran Lee Str: Daryl Murphy, Andy Carroll/Dexter Blackstock

The three i'm most pumped for are (in no order) Iron Man, Indy 4, and Dark Knight.

I've got too many central midfielders so Denilson and Abou Diaby are crying about having too much competition. Am trying to play them both as much as I can but it'd be easier to sell one of them. Who turns out to be the better player?

How weird, I tried to get Ustari one last time and he took the first contract i offered him!!! Got him coming in January! Yay!

How much can you get Foster for? Mite have to be next season, cos I've only got £5.5m left for this campaign. Already signed Barzagli, Wright Phillips, Matias Fernandez, and Lulinha (arriving next season) Also, anyone know how good Almunia is on the 8.0.2 version? His stats are a lot better than the last version, I usually sell him to Man City who always want him, but he always plays a blinder when they play us. Is he worth hanging on to, and should I play him ahead of Lehmann?

Edit: Double Post!

I offer him a decent amount first time around (around £40,000 a week), but he comes back and says that he wants a longer contract and for more money, so i bump it up to a 5 year £60,000 contract and he comes back and says he wants bonuses. I give him all the bonuses (Appearance,Clean Sheet etc) and he says he wants them bigger, I bump them all up to the max (with now £80,000 a week!!!) and he rejects it saying talks have broken down. I put in a new £4.1m offer in, and the same thing happens!

I'm playing as Arsenal, in the first season. Couldnt afford Akinfeev, so i've been trying to get Ustari as everyone seems to rave about him!

What the hell does it take for Ustari to join you? I offer the £4.1m in his release clause, they accept. But no matter how much I offer him per week and in bonuses he just wont sign the damn contract!

What did O Sullivan do at the China Open? Must've missed that one.

I've loved snooker ever since I was a kid and am really looking forward to this years competition. Should be a goodun. I'm always rooting for O Sullivan but there's always so many people that can win it. Sad that Jimmy White didnt qualify this year, wont be the same without him. Looking at that draw there's a few potential fantastic matches in the 2nd round. Ding Junhui vs Stephen Hendry and Ronnie O Sullivan vs Mark Williams could be brilliant if those guys get through. Marco Fu would be a good opponent for Hendry as well, but from what i've seen of Junhui in the last 2-3 years he has the potential to be one of the best of all time.