Gazz

Thumbtack Jack just retired...

just made the most depressing forum post known to man. Stay out of the politics thread people, I'll be in to clear up in the morning.

A certain player has gone to the Gold COast Suns today. I am sad.

Can somebody please come up with a new topic for the WWE News before fucking Cool One or somebody compares wrestling fans who won't wear wrestling shirts to Anne Frank or some other shit?

As a man, I sometimes suffer from man illnesses. What can EWB do to solve my man illnesses problem?

Angels! Shit! What about goblins?

How does Christine O'Donnell sleep at night.....like, without masturbating?

I say, chaps! The anticipation for World Wrestling Entertainment's Monday night wrestling program on the "pictured radio" grows like a Welshman's odor with each passing moment!

I am officially starting the campaign for the return of the negative rep button. Because we need it so badly.

shot a man in Tescos, just to watch him die.

I'm being serious this time. Can we please have an EWB award show so the kids in my avatar can win something? They deserve it.

has raised the average board IQ by about 40 points today

WRESTLING TRIVIA QUESTION! Identify all the wrestlers.

If I was a pro-wrestler I would be the Snake, and use the worm as my finisher, and call it the snake, because I'm so cool and come up with the most innovative stuff ever.

i met this american man today. he was bald with a tattoo on his head. i hated him.

Went to Epcot with Lorina and Lara yesterday. Was actually a lot of fun, though my feet were killing me by the end of it all.

And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

I prefer smoking cigarettes to smoking penis....fact

is going to form a band called Small Gorilla & 7 Colored Boys

enjoys engaging pleasantries with your mother.

What's your favorite Ric Flair match? Mine's this one:

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury!

So Miz is gonna be the MITB loser

Dude welcome to WCW .. Will u take some superstar ?

Dude welcome to WCW .. Will u take some superstar ?