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The Heartbreak Kid

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  1. "Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze."

  2. Alright. Fine. I'll leave Kaney.

    But this isn't over. *shakes fist*

  3. At least you acknowledge that you're a fat fucking mook.

  4. Can anyone give me some good advice on how to write a cover letter?

    1. Quom

      Quom

      I match it the to selection criteria. Basically why I'd be good at the role and why I'd like the position.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Beginning, middle, end. Write about why you're contacting them, where you found the ad etc. Then point out how you match the job description through your experience, training etc. Finally, just outline your availability, thank them for their consideration, say you look forward to hearing from them etc.

    3. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      I've found a job I really want and I don't want to screw it up with a bad cover letter. So thank you guys! I do appreciate it.

  5. Don't feel bad, champ. There's always next year.

  6. Fortune, fame, mirror vain, gone insane but the...

    1. Rich

      Rich

      HERPES WILL REMAIN!

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      You forgot the obligatory Hetfield "AH~!" at the end of the line.

  7. I be good. Hopefully everything be good with yourself.

  8. I gave a homeless person $8 and a Snapple. Does that count as a tax write off?

  9. I got money... Money... Money... I got money, hoes. Money and hoes. (Y) TGOD

  10. I'm just saying... It looks like Ashton Kutcher.

  11. I'm Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio's love child.

  12. I'm Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio's love child.

  13. I'm sorry I associated The Valley with LA, DMN.

  14. Inglorious Bastards on TNT? Why yes, yes I will watch.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Skummy played bass in Bass Turds.

    2. The Heartbreak Kid

      The Heartbreak Kid

      If Skummy was the Bass, who was the Turd? :\

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I hear Finlay is a Bath Turd.

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