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EddieRuckus

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  1. "Oh, I've been to Hawaii!" "Oh really, what island?" "Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya"

  2. "You had me at Meat Tornado" -Ron Swanson

  3. *Makes embarrassing cameo appearances in later movies*

  4. 2010: The year of cunnilingus in movies.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I thought it was the Year of the Rabbit. This Chinese Zodiac is worthless.

  5. Agreed, happy belated birthday Grift!

  6. Ah...well now I feel stupid<_>

  7. Depends, how much money does Elton John have>>

  8. E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! T-N-A! T-N-A!

  9. Flash Funk you are so....FUNKAY!

  10. Hey there, have a great birthday mang!

  11. I broke that birdbath for you!

    1. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Thank you so much!!

    2. LL!

      LL!

      I knew you hated that birdbath, not-DJ Ice. (I just saw this right now, and hate DJ Ice infinitely thanks to him not getting the reference.)

  12. I had a dream about this moment When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here.

  13. I require more music from the music man!

  14. If you like Super Meat Boy, there is a race, and one developer is commenting on Skype. Watch @ http://www.justin.tv/retrorockstars

    1. EddieRuckus

      EddieRuckus

      Free soundtrack codes, plus BOTH developers on Skype!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      A pox on Eddie for providing me this distraction when I had intended to leave!

  15. Lacey? Who is this Lacey you speak of?

  16. Maybe if I started being super racist towards native I would get lots of sex too.

  17. No one ever tells you that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head.

  18. Rape Girl has zingers!

  19. survived Canada >>

    1. Brandon11
    2. apsham

      apsham

      God dammit. My polar bear trap didn't work.

  20. That is what you think, our hair is a decoy for our power. We have other...parts...

  21. To truly stalk Ruki you'll have to become a donator.

  22. Wishes the one they call Rich a happy birthday.

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      oh yes many happy returns!

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      A great day for Dicks!

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Sorry that your birthday fell on the 19th Rich. You gotta expect to burn when getting close to the sun.

      Happy Birthday, anyway. <_<

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