lafunky xxvii

The little bits of us I've seen this season I think Adebayor looks a lot better than last season. I only got to see the last 20 minutes, but it seemed like Man United bottled in it midfield a little and didn't put enough pressure on us. Yay for us!

Nave. And no, there will be no porking from you. An update on my statement: I also have to state my love for Children of Bodom. Under penalty of bollock torture.

Medal of Honor Rising Sun or something with a bit of shelf-life like that. Give you something to accomplish over the day.

My brother also got me the Bucky O'Hare DVD for my birthday.

My brother came back from town with two M.A.S.K videos for me. Best sibling in the world.

He barely opens his eyes through the whole of that.

I, like the traditionalists, am not particularly happy with giving away Den's number right away.

Are they 'not' going to be on her bedroom floor any time soon or are you still not banging her?

Celestine Babayaro is a shit version of Olivier Bernard. I have no idea why Newcastle got rid of him to get the second rate version. It's like selling your iPod to buy a tape player.

Open Water is the single worst film I have ever seen. I've never been so close to walking out of a film before. When it finished me, my friend and the rest of the audience walked out with 'WTF?' looks on our face. How can you have a fucking shark film with no visual shark attacks??! Fucking pieces of shit making a sequel. They're what's wrong with the world.

It be funny if the fax machine at the FA got a paper jam or something just before midnight and stopped a load of transfers.

This is the real quiz folks, the biggest deal of the day, forget the Argentinian coup. Pascal Cygan has been sold to Villarael. For £2million. I feel the phrase 'saw them coming' is appropriate.

I'm well happy with getting The Beast. Reyes has been ordinary at best from us ever since his move. I reckon Wenger will try and convert Beast to centre mid and we'll finally have some power in there. I wouldn't actually be that sad if Cole left because the one player we need right now is an experienced centre half. It allows Clichy to develop and gives us one more player in line before Pascal Cygan plays.

They're saying on SSN that Newcastle don't need the money because they're not buying Viduka, so they're not selling.

The next West Ham game could see Shaun Newton alongside Javier Mascherano in midfield and Carlos Tevez partnering Carlton Cole up front. What is up with the world?

Why does ever post in this thread contain the words 'I made this for a girl'? Does no one make CDs for themselves anymore?

Because England loves a bits and pieces one day player.

For you need never use it? I'll have you know I've taken a handful of wickets this season

For you need never use it?

Monty P is officially my hero. I now need to develop my skipping high five wicket celebration.

I think the film looks horrible.