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Jason Toms? What sort of stupid name is that?

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~kritip/managers%20job.htm

She has a jaw like the date-raped twins from Hollyoaks, which makes me want to punch her in the face.

The worst thing about the regen photos is that not one of them actually looks like a footballer, in any way, shape or form. They're all pretty much the exact opposite of what you'd expect a professional footballer to look like.

WAKING UP AT TWELVE IN MY CLOTHES AGAIN FEEL MY HEAD EXPLODE FROM A NIGHT OF GIN

Anyone fancy having a little World Cup related competition? I had an idea a while back about doing an international game and trying to win the World Cup with a team from every continent. It would be sort of like being Guus Hiddink. Basically, you start out with a team of your choice from one of the 5 areas (North America, South America, Africa, Europe or Asia/Oceana) and qualify/compete in the World Cup. The idea is to do as best as you can with that team, then before the next World Cup you take over as manager of a country from another continent, etc. Scoring would go like this: Non-qualify - 0 points Group Stage - 1 point Knockout - 2 points QF - 3 points SF - 4 points Runner-up - 5 points Winner - 10 points You then multiply this by the teams ranking when you took them over to get your complete score. The player with the best performance over 5 World Cups wins. Anyone up for it?

What was brilliant about the 'random drawing' for the BB golden ticket winner was that they had a feature in the Daily Star today about the ticket holders, and the person with the most prominent picture and most focus was on the woman who was proud of her boob job. All the other winners were random 30-50 year olds, nothing about them, all John Tickle in disguise. Random draw time, drumroll please, the woman that fits the BB7 stereotype the most is randomly drawn in. I was shocked.

Glynn is genius. When he was cooking that pasta and it was boiling over and Imogen tried to tell him. "It's supposed to be like that." Whatta ledge.

I'll join. I'd better get a good team, like Togo or Iran. World Cup prediction - England or Germany.

Yeah, I didn't want to point that out because it would make Keith's look worse. Nice one, NBT.

Although Aaron's does look like a better advert (even though graphically Keith's is lightyears ahead), if I was an advertising person I'd go for Keith's purely for the use of 'I'd hit it' as a slogan. Genius.

The worst thing is that people keep telling people what they're saying about them behind their backs. Everyone bitches about people, it's a fact of life, but generally you don't snitch on them, especially it this case because it makes horrible television.

I like Mikey. He seems to be the only normal, non-bitchy person in there. It was quality when he started yelling at Richard, only because he's actually in the right.

"Wankers...ooh, I love it when my tourettes is in context." Pure genius. Here's how the bookies see tomorrow night going: Sezer (1/7), Lea (6/1), Richard (16/1)

Sweet, they're doing a gig in Nottingham. I might go.

He scored a hat-trick in one game that made everyone take notice, and WAS going to get games from then. How did he follow on from that? By getting drunk, missing training, crashing cars, going to prison. Basically, he thought he was better than he was and pretty much believed that he should've played.

I vote Rated-R Superstar. I like both graphics, but that red bit in RRS' just stands out too much to ignore.

Players die in CM?

It was liking being back at school again. Shabaz was just a complete tosser, but everyone in there is an adult and it's sad that the majority of them lowered themselves to it. The walking in and out of rooms, locking him outside, stealing his clothes - that's just so sad. We used to do that sort of thing when we were like 14, and after watching that I feel bad for the kids who were bullied like that. I don't feel so much sorry for Shabaz because he's ridiculous. He's in his late 30s and he behaves like a child, and although you can't say he deserves it because in an adult environment no one should be treated like that, it couldn't have happened to a bigger twat. Sezer was just acting like the class 'cool' kid. Whilst he wasn't the biggest ringleader, he was playing up to it all to show off. It's quite surreal watching that sort of kid-like stuff acted out by a bunch of people older than you. I feel bad for Bonnuh and Glynn. Neither of them has done anything wrong, they just don't fit in. I think Bonnie is a bit out of her depth with the type of people she's with and Glynn is just young and naive. I hope they swerve everyone and put the 3 who they want to stay in the house up for eviction, just so Nikki can fuck off with her whining. It was pretty funny watching Mikey and Grace at the end, because he made her do all the work. She was giving off all the signs for him to move in and he was having none of it. Fair play to him though, she's a stunner. Oh, and Lost Soul, you're a tool. He's not only horribly irritating, but he's a childish, drama-queen who's been a veteran of the Dole for the past 20 years - he has no value to the world. He's not entertaining, he's just sad. And you're not a tool because you like him, but because you keep coming prancing into the thread bashing anyone who doesn't like Shabaz, making a big deal out of it, like he did about himself in the house. You like him, we get it. I like George, but I don't wear a 'I LOVE GEORGE' sandwich board over my I *heart* G t-shirt.

The problem with selling him would be that our entire team is built around him, so it wouldn't be a case of cashing in and straight swapping him, it would mean another transitional season whilst we adapt our style to playing without Henry. When it does come around to Henry being 'past it' we should be completely prepared for it.