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Happy Trump Day everyone. Previously known as Pi Day, but since Trump is even more irrational, they changed it. 

Have you tried turning EWB off and then on again?

I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

And just like that, you realize 1999 was 20 years ago.

I have a feeling 2019 is going to be a real Paige Turner. 

Wishing everyone a Snappy Blue Bear

Rather than wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, I'm going to instead ask someone to Marry Chris Masters.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. 

I just want to tell you both good luck.We're all counting on you. 

Remember to VOTE on or before November 6th, even if Nathan Jones, Carlito, Knife Sanchez or Super Marino aren't on the ballot. We need people who will challenge the current regime and who will look out for the FutR of our country, otherwise it will be Mayhem. Something, something ICW Awards.

So, has anyone heard from @Noah lately?

You know, this status is pretty, you know, pointless, you know. A sheep is also called a ewe, you know. Uno, dos, tres is one, two, three in Spanish, tu ya sabes (you know)

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

I didn't do it.

Heading to Seattle for my brother's wedding, see you next week EWB!

"J-Dawg" Jeff Brooks is no Carlito. There brought things full circle.

Brakkus is no Steve Blackman.

"I love the fourth of July, people invite me over for barbecues and give me gifts."-Bobby Heenan

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Anybody know of any wrestling shows on tonight?

Beware the Ides of Smarch and do not touch Willie.

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat we are sold out of Bort license plates.

Merry Christmas everyone and a happy birthday to our lord and savior @kliq and also some guy named Jesus.