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Its Black Friday, but really #AllFridaysMatter

http://stubhillnews.com/2015/10/21/michael-j-fox-arrested/

On today of all days lol

Seen on Facebook that "Deez Nuts" is getting 9% of the Presidential vote in North Carolina. I didn't even know John Cena was running. He probably won't win though, he's not that popular with the over-18 crowd.

OK, whitest timeline EWB, you've won me over with the polls now allowing 15 choices for each question. Now just give us an orange (and black) skin again and we'll be set.

In the immortal words of the great early 90's philosopher, Mr. Horse: "No sir, I don't like it."

It took me 10 years and nearly 2 months, but I've made 5000 posts on EWB! If I had a nickel for every post I made on here, I'd have......5000 nickels! Or 250 dollars, but that doesn't sound THAT impressive does it? Well neither does 5000 posts over 10 years when you think about it, its only 1.37 posts per day. But still, its something right?

I know all my valuables are triple-protected thanks to my NEW DAY LOCKS

Sheamus is gonna be in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie as Rocksteady? Is that the reason for his mohawk?

According to my WWE daily calendar, on this day in history: "With memories of their WrestleMania XIV battle still fresh in their minds, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels forge an uneasy alliance in a World Tag Team Championship match on Raw against Owen Hart & the British Bulldog." So Austin & Michaels won the Tag Team Titles AFTER WrestleMania XIV, which now happened in 1997? You learn something new every day lol.

I too wish to be a donator again. Come on EWB, take my money, you know you want it.

It is now the 23rd of April 2015 which means I have been part of EWB for 10 straight years now. Thanks for tolerating me all this time.

So this Neville guy seems pretty good. I know they were gonna make him Mighty Mouse, but I think they should make his gimmick Daredevil.

Lint is the last one to post in every main area of EWB. Come on everyone else, get on the ball.

Happy Pi Day! 3.14.15, but don't celebrate until 9:26:53, that would just be irrational

I spit in the face of people who don't want to take a poop

I don't know how or why, but after a month and a half, I'm finally on EWB again from my own computer. Woohoo! Hope this isn't temporary.

Well EWB, another week down, still no access at home. I-3 Title and FutR polls have been updated (only things I have time for right now), so check those out. See ya next week.

Well EWB see ya in another week, or in the Facebook group I guess until I can get EWB on my computer again anyway. Take care.

Hey EWB, been too long, I asked random people on the street who will challenge Carlito, they just looked at me funny. Please help.

GREAT SCOTT! Its.....the Future!

Merry Christmas everyone! Hope none of you got left home alone, weren't visited by 3 ghosts during the night, didn't knock Santa Claus off your roof so you have to become the new Santa, that you all live on 34th street so you can experience a miracle, and everybody gets their Turbo Man action figures and Red Ryder B.B. Guns and has a wonderful life. Just don't feed any furry creatures after midnight and enjoy your Christmas Vacation.

Anybody hear about the burglar who broke in through the bathroom? I heard he didn't get very far, the police caught him when he stepped on the scale and gave himself a-weigh.

Something...something.....Nell Carter 80's sitcom: Gimme a _______!

I too feel the need to take a break from EWB. Be back in about 20 minutes.

Its my birthday today EWB. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!