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  1. Hey EWB, what's better than paying $9.99 a month? Paying nothing and voting in the FutR@ICW.comPetition. Help determine the future stars that may someday challonge Carlito or Nathan Jones and beyond.

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      One day I want to Challonge Nathan Jones

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Future Keith! He's like Keith but from THE FUTURE!

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Since I'm currently in April 2017, he really is from THE FUTURE!

  2. Thats it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Well, have fun being a Buckeye then.

  3. The DEMON Kang.....and Kodos

  4. This line cook at I-Hop has a striking similarity to C.M. Punk, wait a minute....he just now quit out of the blue and people here are chanting his name. This could go on for a while.

    1. Krone

      Krone

      This is easily the best.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      You mean Phil Brooks?

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Nah, I think the line cook was actually a woman, Brooke Phillips.

  5. So Vacant goes from being WWE Champion to WWE World Heavyweight Champion in the span of 8 months, then gets immediately dropped down to Intercontinental Champion? Another case of WWE's erratic booking clearly.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      He did disappear for over half a year. Can't blame WWE for not wanting to super push another part timer.

    2. HC

      HC

      Just remember, even Vacant is better than Randy Orton.

  6. I rank #10 on EWB? Where are these rankings so I know who I will challenge next?

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You'll challenge #9, wwefan45.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Mooregasam is being held back.

      He's a number 9 if ever I've seen one.

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      You'll challenge Carlito, obviously. Are you new to EWB or something?!

  7. Happy Rey Mysterio Day!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Who's that jumping out the sky?

    2. Gazz
    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      He does have that flyin' luchadore look about him.

  8. Not with the PR nightmare that firing the first publicly out wrestler would bring.

  9. I spit in the face of people who don't want to Bo-Lieve

  10. Scott Norton: Keeping your computer safe from viruses and spyware.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Scott "Flashdrive" Norton?

  11. My client Brock Lesnar will challenge Carlito...er, Nathan Jones.....to a Jimmy John's eating contest

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Don't count out that guy whos is retiring. I forget his name, I think Zeb called him a dirty que jumper.

  12. I'm bussing for the waiter, man.

  13. Me and Carlito spitting in the face of people who don't want to be cool.....while discussing inter-urban politics or something

  14. JTH debuted his new gimmick, "Guy who makes random observations about wrestling that no one really cares about", in other words JTH became Matt Striker.

  15. Today is a glorious day, for now I can go back and watch 2004-2010 WWE and see all the times someone challenged Carlito

  16. From Dusty to Goldust to Cody, my Rhodes' to WrestleMania starts on the 4th Tuesday of March

  17. After 2 weeks with no TV and no internet (thanks Comcast), I'm back EWB!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Who will challenge the Cable Company?

    2. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      According to Federal Law, probably the phone company.

  18. Well still a bit pissed that Braden Walker left, but he had a good walk

  19. You can talk all you want about George's bush and Lyndon Baines's johnson, or even Andrew's johnson and its true Franklin pierces, and Grover Cleveland can go two times as long as its not in a row, but can Millard Fillmore?

  20. Yeah that looks incredibly bloody.

  21. Is it just mere coincidence that 'Royal Rumble' and 'Roman Reigns' feature the same number of letters, and are each a 5-letter word starting with R followed by a 6-letter word starting with R? Thus I've concluded, Roman Reigns is destined to win the Royal Rumble in the future for aliteration purposes if nothing else.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      You are on to something here. Because ''CM Punk'' doesn't have the same number of letters, which must mean that he is in the dog house!

    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      And "The Undertaker" is an anagram of "The Streak Ender" if you misspell one of the words and add an "s", meaning that the Undertaker's streak will be ended by the Fake Undertaker Brian Lee. Textbook.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Its still possible...... But is it just mere coincidence that Undertaker and Undefeated are both 10 letter words starting with Unde? I think not.......ok, I'll stop now. :P

  22. Nathan Jones: He squirts milk from his nipples in the face of people who don't want to be koalas

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm starting to reconsider whether or not Nathan Jones has been gone too long.

    2. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      I'm starting to wonder why Nathan Jones is lactating.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Do you want to be the one to tell him to stop?

  23. Spicy Buffalo: The Best Possible Wheat Thin

  24. 32 years ago today, I was born and the first thing I did was ask "who will challenge a 2-year old Carlito?" He spits-up in the face of people who don't want to clean up his drool

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      You were born as a 2 year old?

    2. JasonM
    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      And I haven't grown up since :)

  25. Who would've guessed Breaking Bad would end with them all going to prison for a year for breaking some stupid Good Sammaritan law?

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