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  1. Dear D-Wade, could you give some advice to Wade-B? Despite being a champion, the poor guy can't seem to win against anybody.

  2. Triple H feud checklist: 1) This Business 2) You made it personal 3) I'm an asskicker 4) Bring in Shawn Michaels to build interest 5) Have opponent make derogatory comments about Stephanie 6) Every match he competes in is No Disqualification/No Holds Barred/Hell in a Cell, etc., never a straight singles match 7) If Triple H wins, its all about him and his passion for this business 8) If Triple H loses, see #7

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      If Triple H loses, wait a year and then act as if he won.

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      Or, in the case of WM27, wait a day and act like he won.

    4. stokeriño
  3. 2013 brought about a new EWB and now a new ICW Wrestling Online http://icwwrestlingonline.webs.com

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I imagine it will bring lots, and maybe just maybe one of them will beat Carlito lol

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Not even Carlito, can beat Carlito.

    4. Dan

      Dan

      Didn't that used to be Keith's username?

  4. Roses are red, violets are, well violet, so why do people say they're blue? Because its hard to rhyme anything with violet except pilot so thus violets are blue......and that's not cool

    1. Summers

      Summers

      roses are red,

      violets are violet,

      i love you,

      like tom cruise loved that other pilot.

  5. So I heard EWB was suspended for their second violation of the Wellness policy, not long after their first violation. I guess that makes EWB the Evan Bourne of message boards, even has the same first and last initials.

  6. So was EWB paying tribute to the Super Bowl by 'blacking out' earlier today?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I paid tribute to Ray Lewis by blacking up.

      And murdering someone.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      No, the board just drank one too many coolers.

  7. Just found out what happened at the Super Bowl. Can we say predictable? First The Rock appears in a Got Milk ad and then Cena wins the Super Bowl again when he clearly didn't need it

  8. Is it time yet to free Han Sousa from the carbonite to kick off EWB Episode VI?

  9. EWB as we know it is closing. Now how am I supposed to find out the answer to the age old question 'Who will challenge Carlito?" Who I ask? WHO? (insert Jim Neidhart jokes here). Guess I'll see you all on the other side, or site, wherever we end up :(

    1. Lint

      Lint

      I think its time we answered your question jth..Carlito will be challenged by..Carlito! He will carry himself to the previously unattainable 6 star match and springboard WWC right past WWE to be the biggest wrestling promotion in the known universe

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I spit in the face of people who don't think that's a cool idea

    3. Owen

      Owen

      EWB isn't closing.. it's just going to be left without a host for a bit.

  10. Looking at my WWE 2013 calendar, wondering if C.M. Punk feels disrespected as he isn't assigned to a specific month, but instead on the opening calendar of the last 4 months of this year instead. Of course he wasn't even on the 2012 calendar, while Ted Dibiase was (in that same position mind you)

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Yes, because he thought to himself, hold on a second, I have been Champion alllll year but I'm not on the entire calendar? WORST. JOB. EVER!

    2. Rich

      Rich

      I am sure he cares a lot.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      He must be in the doghouse.

  11. Officially cast by vote in Obamney/Ryden-gate 2012. I'm not used to a poll that doesn't feature Carlito :(

  12. I love fucking you guys! (I mean: I love fucking, you guys!)

  13. Braden Walker for President

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    2. Rafael

      Rafael

      Braden Walker to legalize marijuana!

    3. HC

      HC

      Vote for him, or he's gonna knock your brains out.

    4. MannyIsBallin

      MannyIsBallin

      But will he face Carlito?

  14. The state of the state makes me want to make a statement about the state or something

    1. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      You're fighting for state rights.

  15. Thanks to the word filter, now my ICW promotion features the Larry Zbyszko Heavyweight Title, while the reigning North American Champion is Joe E. Larry Zbyszko lol

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Larry wait for it Zbyszko!

    3. Berober

      Berober

      Surely it's Larry wait for it Zbyszkoary?

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Global warming is a self-centered and flawed theory. If you look at old photographs, you can see the sun getting hotter.

  16. In an effort to keep up with the latest trend, I'm hereby declaring myself Mr. Fabulous February Fight Fest

    1. LL!

      LL!

      Safe to say that's already a given nickname for you.

    2. Lint

      Lint

      Your not allowed to give yourself a nickname..it doesn't work like that

    3. gunnar hendershow
  17. Now that Carlito has regained the I-3 Title, what should his next goal be?: a) challenge for the World Title, b) become President of the United States, c) challenge the Undertaker's Streak at WrestleMania XXIX

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    2. Rich
    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Carlito needs to stay the course. Sobriety is a marathon, not a sprint. It is a goal achieved one day... nay, one hour at a time every hour of every day.

      Leave the politics to the children.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Why not all three?

  18. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

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    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Merry Christmas to all and Nathan Jones, who's been to jail!

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Not only that, he also apparently produces his own milk

    4. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      He's a man of many talents, to be sure.

  19. Saw your post about Trevor Murdock against Bhowmick. I will take that under consideration for a future I-3 Title match

  20. Who will be the first to challenge Carlito for the Carlito Championship? a) Carlito, b) Carlito, c) Carlito, d) Carlito, e) All of the above

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      A mysterious stranger, Carl Ito.

    3. New Damage
    4. GoodEvening

      GoodEvening

      I dont know but Carlito Vs Carlito Vs Carlito Vs Carlito Vs Carlito sounds great

  21. Its my 30th Birthday! Its also pmiriancunnighamr and tgradylevyx's 30th, uwosashley's 28th and Emperor DC's 22nd. Hope you all have great b-days

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    2. Rich
    3. GA!

      GA!

      Happy birthday pmiriancunnighamr!

    4. caucasianheat

      caucasianheat

      If you're wondering where your hilarious barb went, I deleted it.

  22. I'm amused "Who will challenge Carlito?","Who will challenge Giant Bernard?" etc. has become a running gag in so many threads it has nothing to do with. Maybe its to mock me, maybe its to ridicule me, but whatever the case, no publicity is bad publicity. Carry on.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      What? This is my first post here.

      Oh, I'm sorry, your son is also named Sousa.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      jth doesn't have the guts to delete this post.

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      That was Be, not Sousa.

  23. Triple H is changing his baby's diaper. He hands the dirty diaper over to Stephanie, who channels Julie Hart by saying "Don't give me that shit Hunter"

  24. One week after Easter, its time for a Christian to win a title for his Peeps

  25. 6 years ago today I joined EWB and I have 1,024 posts, which coincidentally 10/24 is my birthday. Odds are 1,000 of those posts probably pissed somebody off. For that I apologize to all of you. Foot in mouth disease and all

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    2. DJ Ice
    3. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      No, we just laugh at you behind your back for your infinitely crappy e-fed thing.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      I thought this status was bad enough. Then DJ Ice came in.

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