CobraKaiEnTai
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If someone works as a security guard at Samsung, does that make them Guardian of the Galaxies?
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When you think about it, you realize the brain named itself.
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Nah, think the scientists named both him and Pinky.
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Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
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Not if you read Roald Dahl (unless your dictionary contains the word 'biffsquiggled'
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Random thought for the day: If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
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This sounds like a known unknown.
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Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters.
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I could've reset the clocks at 1:00, but I think I'll wait until 2:00. That's my fall-back option.
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Uranus is visible to the naked eye tonight. Go ahead make your jokes.
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Random thought: The kid in the Child's Play movies and the kid in the Toy Story movies are both named Andy and both have toys that come to life. Coincidence?
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Heading to Colorado for 10 days tomorrow. Someone please check on Nathan Jones and Carlito while I'm gone.
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Extreme Rules: The one night a year where weapons are not only welcomed.....they're allowed.
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Unless you're in a no DQ match where the title could still change hands.
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Its odd that WWE has shied away from using Roman numerals for WrestleMania considering who has main evented the past 3 years.
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Bold Prediction: Bray Wyatt will finally win a WrestleMania match in 2036 when someone becomes the 1 in 1-21. Ironically, that person will be Duke Lesnar.
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With Sexy Results!
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If Smackdown happens and EWB doesn't make a thread about it, does it make a sound?
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Guess its time to find out if Bill Murray saw his shadow.
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Phil?!
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I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?
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Stupid groundhog saw his shadow. This whole day is rigged. #notmygroundhog
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Don't forget to set your clocks back 300 years tonight,
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I should've downloaded that post-apocalyptic America mod for Crusader Kings II while I had the chance. All I've got to go on now is my Elder Scrolls knowledge.
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Imagine my surprise when my framed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin portrait that I got years back fell down out of the blue tonight and the glass shattered. The irony wasn't lost on me.
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Holy crap, there's a 29th of February now?!? When was this decided? Hope its not a recurring thing, I don't like my March 1sts being delayed like this.
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In 1712, there was a 30th of February. Mad ting.
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People keep asking me to lend them $2 so they can play Powerball and they'll pay me back IF they win. So, they can't pay me back 2 freaking dollars if they DON'T win?
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Do they not even have the two dollars in the first place? If they don't, then maybe they can't!
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Also, in the monumentally unlikely scenario that they DO win, considering they could never have won it without you, I hope you ask for more than just the $2 back.
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I went in to a gas station Saturday afternoon for a pop and a quick snack and wound up having to wait in line for what felt like foreeeeeever because there were 10 people ahead of me buying powerball tickets. Fuck powerball.
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Its been a long time coming, but the wait is almost over.......The I-3 Electorate will be posted soon.....oh yeah, and there's a new Star Wars coming out too apparently.
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