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Mortal Kombat - 8/10. Still your bog-standard classic beat 'em up.

He was at Millwall for a few months then got called back, he would have hardly had time to get to know him. If he had an attitude he wouldn't of been able to make his way all the way up to the first team like he did because players with attitude problems don't last. Look at Anelka. And who else you on about who knows him? What?! Have you ever even seen them play? I mean when ever Stefans played he's played well. So for you to say he's shit, you just musn't of seen him play. Yeah I agree bout Luke, he is lightweight but he's only 19 and if he beefed up I reckon he'd be sorted. And I was serious bout Byfield, look how many clubs he's been at and he's only the same age as Vassel. Walsall, Sunderland, Rotherham and now Gillingham. ←

You can do what the fuck you want aslong as you got a couple million in your bank account.

He was at Millwall for a few months then got called back, he would have hardly had time to get to know him. If he had an attitude he wouldn't of been able to make his way all the way up to the first team like he did because players with attitude problems don't last. Look at Anelka. And who else you on about who knows him?

Stefan and Luke are the second coming of The Chuckle Brothers. Stefan is shit, and Luke has the heart but hes just far too lightweight. I never said Byfield had a bad attitude, I just meant that he was another one of these potential great strikers who the fans were raving about, and he ended up at Walsall and then some division 2 side.

Stefan Moore does not have potential, he will end up in the same place that Darren Byfield and Richard Walker ended up (The other 'promising' young Villa strikers). Moore was awful while on loan at Millwall earlier in the season too.

Super Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back - 2/10. I was bored shitless at my nans house, so I dug out my old super nintendo that has been in the cupboard for over 10 years. By todays standards, this game is awful. But the battle with Vader at the end is still pretty cool.

Hes faking this heart bypass so he doesn't have to pay out this summer.

Ferenk Puskas played 84 games for Hungary and scored 83 goals. It's a fucking shame that there isn't more footage of him somewhere in the archives, I bet he was fucking class.

Angel has been useless this season. He spends far too much time on the halfway line, if he would spend nearly as much time in the box as he does there maybe, ya'know... he would score some goals. Sell him now while we can get a decent price on him.

Best doesn't deserve to even be mentioned in this topic. Granted, he was good. But he never played in any major tournements and he retired when he was around 28 years old. I'd say Pele is the greatest. Scored goals for fun at every level throughout his career. He is the icon of football, theres no doubt about it.

He's famous because he swears a lot and basically doesn't give a fuck. He's a pretty good chef too, that helps.

He could easily be heading for Fulham. The theory was that Paul Robinson was going to Man Utd and Green was going to Tottenham to replace him. Green will definently leave Norwich in the summer, playing in the Championship won't do his hopes of playing for England anygood.

Didn't Viera text message Cole telling him to demand 80k-a-week? What's all that about?

I wanted to see this fight so badly, but the price to watch it was ridiculous.

Southampton only want 2m for Niemi, that wouldn't break the bank. He looks the best option considering Man Utd's current finnacial situation.

Craig complains about being called camp, then he goes and starts singing and dancing in a mini-skirt and makeup.

Golden Brown. Why? I don't know.