Deathrow Wrestling

[DMN in the House]

WARNING

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You've been warned. Don't bitch, because beyond this point, its your own fucking fault if you read it.

Thank you,

Management

This is....

Deathrow Wrestling

Edited May 21, 2004 by sycodmn

[Maxx]

If you have heart, lung, or anal related medical problems, are pregnant or nursing, or are a recovering addict, consult a doctor before reading this diary.

Well, guess I'll be skipping this one

[Typical Phenom]

I hate you. I really, really hate you. Why do I hate you? Because everytime, I click that link and I read the beginnings, then get disappointed. Everytime!

But because of your admittance in the Essa thread, I'm maintaining hope. What's really sad is that I know absolutely nothing about this diary...yet still remain curious. Damn you Syco!

[DMN in the House]

Deathrow Wrestling

Founded in February 2003, it wouldn't be unusual for you not to have heard of Deathrow Wrestling, despite some of their high profile workers. Sustained on an underground audience that comes to shows held in a warehouse, and an underground circuit of tape trading, Deathrow has carved out a nice little niche for itself in the previous year.

Based on the tenant that nothing is too shocking, or too offensive for its viewing audience, nudity, violence, racism, and every other vice, sin, or wrongdoing under the sun has become the norm in Deathrow. An angle in which Pogo The Clown murdered an opponent before a big match drew media attention in the Los Angeles area, but was quickly hushed by 'friends' on the city council.

With no rules, wait, I take that back, pinfalls, submissions, and referee decisions only, no countouts, disqualifications, or anything else, Deathrow is a haven for the 'extreme', or 'ultra-violent' athlete. An anything goes atmosphere, were, unlike others who claim it, anything short of a felony does, indeed, go.

With a mysterious owner, fronted by the Blank Corporation, a pornographic and unique video distributor, most of Deathrow's information is shrouded in secrecy. What is known however, is the wrestling side. Run out of a run down warehouse in the outskirts of Los Angeles, and funded by this mysterious backer, Deathrow is here, and its here to stay.

Title History

Deathrow Heavyweight Title

Mustafa Saed Won February 22nd, 2003 ~ Tournament Final against Abduallah The Butcher

Spanish Angel Won April 24th, 2004 ~ 'Circle of Death' match

Deathrow Junior Heavyweight Title

Cade Sydal Won March 29th, 2003 ~ Tournament Final against X-Cal

X-Cal Won May 24th, 2003

Chris Sydal Won August 30th, 2003

X-Cal Won November 8th, 2003

Cade Sydal Won April 24th, 2004

Deathrow Deathcore Championship

Supreme Won October 31st, 2003 ~ Tournament Final against Abdullah The Butcher

Pogo The Clown Won January 17th, 2003

Edited May 20, 2004 by sycodmn

[Maxx]

Sounds pretty interesting Syco

ow...my anus

[DMN in the House]

The Champions

Spanish Angel

The current Deathrow Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, Spanish Angel is most known for his brutal feuds with both 'The Cracka Killa' Mustafa Saed, and 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel, the later just because of the unfortunate circumstances of 'The Hardcore Homo' sharing the same name. Having gained the top title in Deathrow in a devestating 'Circle of Death' match, just two months ago, Spanish Angel has risen to a level of brutality not seen from him before.

'The Teen Idol' Cade Sydal

The reigning Deathrow Wrestling Junior Heavyweight Champion, Sydal has traded the title back and forth with not only his childhood rival X-Cal, but with his brother and tag team partner Chris. The second two time champion in Deathrow, behind X-Cal, Cade has been fighting off the challenge of not only X-Cal, but of the female competitor 'Killer' Khanstance Carleigh. Along with his valet/manager/obsessive fan Candice, Cade is a true 'home grown' star in Deathrow.

Pogo The Clown

Most known for his ultra violent exploits, the champion of Deathrow Wrestling's Deathcore division, Pogo is oh so much more. Like a serial killer, we think. Never seen without his shovel, and a mirror to check his clown makeup, Pogo is urged on by his own set of fans, the aptly named 'Victims of Gacy' who come to Deathrow shows sporting their own clown makeup, and torn clothes, as if they have been buried by the big clown himself. His long standing feuds with both Abdullah The Butcher and ' The Hollywood Horror Show' Supreme notwithstanding, Pogo has been making waves in Deathrow, and shooting straight to the top.

Edited May 20, 2004 by sycodmn

[CadeSydal]

Let's just hope this one actually has a show or twelve written for it before it gets nixed eh?

[punky]

This has really sucked me right in.

I can't wait for the first show and hopefully even more!

*puts on Pogo make-up*

[DMN in the House]

The Rest of The Best

Abdullah The Butcher

Everyone knows and loves Abby. Never seen without his fork, Abby may be the oldest man on the Deathrow roster, but like a fine wine, he's gotten better with age. Never more content then when he's going off on someone's head with that fork in a match, Abby, while never holding a title in Deathrow, is a top challenger at all times.

'The Hardcore Homo' Angel

One third of the sorta tag team, sorta stable, all relationship trio of The Rainbow Coalition, along with Lodi and Kraq, Angel has yet to really make his mark in Deathrow, having tasted mostly defeat, and crotch, in his time in the company. Never one to let that get him down, he has fought the good fight, to let everyone know that 'He's Here, and He's Queer, now deal with it'.

Candice

The Deathrow Junior Heavyweight Champion Cade Sydal's valet, manager, and part time love slave, as well as the Teen Idol's most obsessive fan, Candice is at all times at the side of her man, many times with the Junior title slipped around her waist. Never one to stay away from the action, she helped him pick up the victory that one him the belt for the second time by nailing X-Cal with her 'Groupie-canarana'.

Chris Extascy

The on again, off again tag team partner of the most well known man in Deathrow Wrestling, Jeff Hardy, some say that Chris has lead the 'Xtreme Icon' down a path that will cost him all he holds dear. A raver, not unlike the popular Special K, Chris is at all times under the influence of some substance, but it hasn't stopped him from gaining some high profile victories in Deathrow, including one in non title action against Cade Sydal.

Chris Sydal

The younger brother of Cade Sydal, Chris is a champion in his own right, having held the Deathrow Junior Heavyweight Title. Never able to live up to the line in the sand set by his brother, Chris has been showing signs that he's ready to break family ties. Holding a victory over his brother in a match in late 2003, time will only tell if blood is stronger then ego.

'The Confederate Outlaw' Creek Walker

One half of the Kentucky Rednecks with Denny Ray, Walker is perhaps best known for his disdain of people smarter then him, which is, well, everybody. Straight out of a scene in Deliverance, Walker is also famed by his 'Tobaccy Spit Mist', a redneck twist on the Muta classic. Having not been very successful here in Deathrow, Ol' Creek has looked to up his game, and tried to cheat his way to the top.

'Dastardly' Denny Ray

The more successful member of the Kentucky Rednecks, though thats not saying much. Always ready with a racist statement, a put down, or an insult, often aimed at his slightly dimmer partner, Ray claims he has 'connections' to the KKK. Having battled against the biggest stars Deathrow has to offer, and lose, Denny still considers himself a star, due to his exposure.

'The Preacher' Edgar Stryfe

The enemy of all that is not good, right, or decent, at least, in his eyes. This, of course, puts him at odds with the fans in Deathrow, who live for the blood, breasts, and violence. On a mission to 'convert' the masses, Stryfe hasn't been around recently, as he proclaimed that he must go on a 'mission' and would be back stronger then ever.

Halloween Barbie

The manager of 'The Panther' Seth Shai, Barbie is one of the hottest women in wrestling, and never afraid to show a little skin for the fans. Adept in the art of distraction, Barbie has lead her man to almost the top of the mountain, gaining him an upcoming title shot, and the future is bright for her and Shai.

'The Fighting Rabbi' Harold Goldstein

The fightingest Jewish wrestler since, well... Goldberg, Goldstein has yet to really make a mark in Deathrow, having been fighting a losing battle against The Masked Nazis. Not that its his fault, as its been mostly a two on one battle, as Goldstein has not found a partner suitable for his high standards. Famed for his 'Torah Torah Torah' finisher, Harold is here to stay.

Icarus

A dark horse of sorts, Icarus has not yet shown his true colors, only wrestling 3 matches in his six months in the company. So far he's been content to sit in the rafters and watch, but he has made his presence known, coming to the aid of 'The Fighting Rabbi' Harold Goldstein during an attack by The Masked Nazis at the last show. Time will only tell if this will turn into a more lucrative partnership. As of know, all we know of Icarus is that he has vampiric tendencies, shunning the light.

Jeff Hardy

Yes, that Jeff Hardy. Jeff has, you could say, hit rock bottom, and is working his way up in Deathrow. Having brought a fan base to Deathrow that has never been seen before, Jeff is easily the best known man in Deathrow, although it hasn't brought him a title shot. Undefeated in eight matches here, Jeff utilizes both his unique style, and his partnership with Chris Extascy to garner him victories. Many question the effect of the team on Jeff, but no one can doubt its effectivness.

'The Rock SuperStar' Joey Idol

Having patched up a real world relationship with 'Devilish' Lee Handsome, Idol, formerly known as Kaos, has brought the whole Hollywood Inc. family, now including Handsome, Valentina, and their financial backer Veronica Caine to Deathrow, seeking fame, fortune, and glory. Never one to miss a party, the 'Rock Superstar' made his precense felt with a victory over his own cousin 'The Hollywood Horror Show' Supreme, and hasn't stopped since.

'Killer' Khanstance Carleigh

Some have called her the 'female Taz', both for her pitbull like viciousness, and her array of suplexes. With a steadfast refusal to wrestle 'a bitch' as she says, she has gained numerous victories over men, and shown her ability and almost an addiction to a challenge. With high profile wins over 'The Panther' Seth Shai and Chris Extascy, she has made her mark in Deathrow, and is in line for a Junior Heavyweight Title shot.

Kraq

Another member of the Rainbow Coalition, Kraq is the 'enforcer' of the group, and also 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel's 'Life Partner'. Not the greatest of technical wrestlers, Kraq puts his body on the line to gain his victories, which despite his size and strength advantages, have been few and far between. Alway seen at the side of 'The Hardcore Homo', Kraq is fanatical in his love for his partner.

Kriss Kloss

The voice of Deathrow, Kloss is familar with several of the wrestlers from his days in XPW. Kloss loves to hang his hat on his 'television experience', an episode of the hit show Blind Date, as well as his wrestling knowledge. Exceedingly uncomfortable around The Rainbow Coalition, Kloss is a bit squeemish in the booth next to Lodi.

'Devilish' Lee Handsome

Manager turned wrestler, Handsome is a quick talking, hard working, pain in the ass. Always looking for the loophole in whatever is put before him, Handsome uses his former work as an agent to gain the advantage for himself, and the rest of Hollywood Inc. in everything. While his in ring work has been rare, his work behind the curtain has brought much acclaim to the group he founded.

Lizzy Borden

Porn star cum XPW diva cum Deathrow interviewer, pun intended, Lizzy has put her best... assets, forward, and become a part of the Deathrow family, in more ways then one. Another woman not afraid to show her best parts, Lizzy has, by her account, fucked every member of the Deathrow roster besides the Rainbow Coalition, and 'The Cracka Killa' Mustafa Saed, but not for lack of trying.

Lodi

The leader of the Rainbow Coalition, Lodi is all about the fun lovin' anal buttsex. As far out there as a gay man could get, Lodi flaunts his sexuality at anychance given, wether its on the mic for his 'partners' or at the announce table next to Kriss Kloss. Always one to pick on poor Kloss's insecurities, Lodi's not really a bad guy, he just likes to fuck with you, in more way then one.

The Masked Nazis #1 and #2

No need for seperat introductions for our proponents for a master race, these men have, at one time or another, been at odds with almost everyone in Deathrow. Never ones to step back from controversy, and sporting their SS uniforms and swastika lucha masks, waving their Nazi flag proudly, these two have recently, and predictably, been at odds with ' The Fighting Rabbi' Harold Goldstein. Wether history will repeat itself and lead to the rise of the Fourth Reich has yet to be seen, but the Masked Nazis promised that soon, their true leader will reveal himself.

'The One Man Jihad' Muhammed

Quite possibly, in this day and age, the most offensive member of Deathrow, Muhammed has yet to actually wrestle a match. At odds with not only 'The Fighting Rabbi' Harold Goldstein, but also The Masked Nazi, Muhammed is living proof that the enemy of my enemy is my friend is not the truth. Fanatical in his beliefs, Muhammed says that were it not for his need to prove himself, he would not even be here, working for 'The Great Satan'.

'The Cracka Killa' Mustafa Saed

Filled with hate, Saed has never quite forgiven the white man for what he's done to his family. After seeing the KKK kill his mother as a young child, anger grew into full blown hate, and 'The Cracka Killa' was born. A former Deathrow Heavyweight Champion, Saed is a top challenger for the title still, although his feud with Spanish Angel has cooled signicantly.

'The Panther' Seth Shai

Another 'home grown' member of Deathrow, Shai has made a name for himself with his violent, almost psychotic style. He put Chris Extascy in the hospital, his first night in the company, and drove at least one man out of Deathrow. For all that though, the fans love him almost as much as he loves them. Accompanied by Halloween Barbie, Shai has earned himself a Heavyweight Title shot, and aims to take the belt.

Shinto Kabuki

Jokingly named 'The Inept Ninja' by many in Deathrow, Shinto has yet to score a victory in five tries. Its not that he's a bad wrestler, its just that he dosen't seem to realize that he's a bad martial artist. The man can wrestle on the mat, but he dosen't, instead, going for strikes, and judo tosses that have yet to garner him a victory. Kabuki recently has stated that he was going to find his 'master', but nothing has come of it, yet.

'The Hollywood Horror Show' Supreme

A former Deathcore Champion, Supreme has tasted defeat only two times in Deathrow, once to Pogo the Clown, a match that cost him his title, and once to his own flesh and blood, 'The Rock Superstar' Joey Idol. Never one to take defeat lieing down, Supreme has vowed to avenge those defeats, though it hasn't happened yet.

Valentina

One half of the Pussy Posse portion of Hollywood Inc., Valentina always stands by her man, in this case 'Devilish' Lee Handsome. More then just a pretty face, Valentina holds victories over both of the Kentucky Rednecks in her only two matches.

Veronica Caine

The other half of the Pussy Posse, and the bank behind the brawn, Caine is the chief finiacial backer and CEO of Hollywood Inc.. Hardly ever seen except behind the scenes, Caine has yet to step into the ring, and has no plans too, having proclaimed that ' Thats what money's for'.

X-Cal

The first ever two time champion in Deathrow, having held the Junior Heavyweight title twice in his time in the company. The childhood rival of 'The Teen Idol' Cade Sydal, the two have been at odds since they were in diapers. The fact that X-Cal disputes Sydal's claim to being a 'Teen Idol' dosen't help matters either. One of the top stars in Deathrow, X-Cal has come far in the company, and with nothing in sight to stop him, assuredly will go farther.

[CadeSydal]

Okay...now if you shut it down...I'll have to kill you...because the roster bios kick ass. Just sayin'.

[punky]

Okay...now if you shut it down...I'll have to kill you...because the roster bios kick ass. Just sayin'.

←

Ditto.

I'm REALLY looking forward to this, syco and I haven't said that to ANYONE in a long time.

[tristy]

"lol. i'll pretend you said 18."

Syco, you MUST use that line. It was a genius line. lol.

[DMN in the House]

Deathrow Wrestling Presents

UnderGround

Deathrow Heavyweight Championship

Tables, Ladders, and Barbed Wire Match

Spanish Angel vs. 'The Panther' Seth Shai w/ Halloween Barbie

Deathrow Junior-Heavyweight Championship

Pure Wrestling Match

'The Teen Idol' Cade Sydal w/ Candice vs. 'Killer' Khanstance Carleigh

Deathrow Deathcore Championship

Buckets of Gore Deathmatch

Pogo the Clown vs. Abdullah the Butcher

Junior-Heavyweight Number One Contender Match

Choose Your Poison Match

Jeff Hardy w/ Chris Extascy vs. Chris Sydal

Tag Team Mayhem

Tornado Tag Match

The Rainbow Coalition of Lodi and 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel vs. The Masked Nazis

'The Rock Superstar' Joey Idol w/ Hollywood Inc. vs. 'The Fighting Rabbi' Harold Goldstein

Shinto Kabuki vs. 'Dastardly' Denny Ray w/ Creek Walker

Along with a 'Partnership Ceremony' from The Rainbow Coalition, in which they will introduce their new 'Partner'

All that, and more, from 'The Warehouse', in Los Angeles, California. If you ain't got tickets, your SoL, because you can't get in at the door!

Available on DVD through BlankCorp.com.

[Bushmeister]

Buckets of Gore, hmmm... Lemme guess the stipulations:

1. You have to fill a bucket with the blood of your opponent

or

2. There are buckets full of tacks, nails, broken glass, anything sharp & pointy you can get your hands on

Pogo vs Abby, it's not gonna be pretty, it's not gonna be great wrestling-wise, but oh my holy-moley will it be bloody. Oh, BTW, Harold Goldstein = GOLD.

*holds out a "Fighting Rabbi!"-sign*

[Guest It's 999]

If this was a real organisation, it would kinda have a XPW rip-off feel to it. You've written it very well, but I wouldn't have minded a few more deathmatch fights ie Sandman, New Jack, Messiah.

[kaya]

If this was a real organisation, it would kinda have a XPW rip-off feel to it. You've written it very well, but I wouldn't have minded a few more deathmatch fights ie Sandman, New Jack, Messiah.

←

You accuse it of being a XPW rip-off, and then complain that it doesnt have sandman, new jack and the messiah, all ex-xpw workers.

[Guest It's 999]

You accuse it of being a XPW rip-off, and then complain that it doesnt have sandman, new jack and the messiah, all ex-xpw workers. 

True, but at least they are the GOOD ex-XPW stars (if their ever were any:))

[DMN in the House]

There will be no degrading of XPW in my diary bitch!

[Guest It's 999]

It's really hard not to use the words "XPW" and "Crap" in one sentence. My fingers almost do it themselves....... Nah actually i didn't mind it till Douglas took control.

[DMN in the House]

I SAID NO BASHING OF XPW!

NOW BEGONE!

*hugs XPW shirt*