Maxim's Hot 100

[Hardcore Weapon Smasher]

Jessica Simpson at #1? Am I the only person who thinks she looks like a man? And Brody Dalle, don't even get me started on her. She shouldn't even be in the top 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Sorry Keith.

[Media 2.0]

I only recognized 52 of those names and I would only bang half of them.

By the way Gauge should be on that list. That is one hot pornstar.

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Why would they put a pornstar on the list...? Other then the famous ones such as Pamela Anderson, Carmen and stuff, don't expect to see any porno, especially hardcore porno chicks up there. Plus Gauge is cute..but she isn't like one of those super hott chicks.

[MalaCloudy Black]

That Brody chick looks like a man. The first time I saw her performing with The Distillers on Conan O'Brien, I actually thought it was a man

That just confirms suspicions that Keith and Casey both lean the "other" way

[Franchise]

No Vida Guerra makes that list void.

[naiwf]

Vida's an average looking Latina woman with massive implants and a nice ass. A nice ass isn't enough to get you into the otp 100 looking women on the planet. In some pics Vida looks a bit shemale-ish in the face, your sig being one of them

Eva Mendez or Shakira totally shame her.

[Franchise]

Vida's an average looking Latina woman with massive implants and a nice ass. A nice ass isn't enough to get you into the otp 100 looking women on the planet. In some pics Vida looks a bit shemale-ish in the face, your sig being one of them

Eva Mendez or Shakira totally shame her.

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I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.

This is not a response.

Edited June 19, 2004 by Franchise88

[kaya]

Vida's an average looking Latina woman with massive implants and a nice ass. A nice ass isn't enough to get you into the otp 100 looking women on the planet. In some pics Vida looks a bit shemale-ish in the face, your sig being one of them

Eva Mendez or Shakira totally shame her.

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IMO, Shakira has more of a 'she-maleish' face than Vida.

and where is everyone getting these vida pics from dammit!

[Slimg]

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie can do 2 thing to be hot. Take some fat from Richie and add it to Paris' body. And lose the STDs.

Also Halle Berry isn't that hot IMO. Short hair is a turn-off for me. I don't see what men see in her.

[tristy]

That just confirms suspicions that Keith and Casey both lean the "other" way

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Brody has her days when she's hot.