EWB's Top 50 Women: Part III

[Clawson]

I think she also said she likes older men.

[Tarheels.]

damn, well maybe I'll catch her in an elevator one day

[Fitzy]

I don't find Salma Hayek attractive. And those arms ... far too hairy.

[Benji]

I don't find Salma Hayek attractive. And those arms ... far too hairy.

I thought I was the only one. I can't stop staring at her eyebrows, I know you'll say "that's not what you look at", but they're like a Madusa.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Hayek's eyebrows are rather too.....manly...for my liking

[apsham]

Ewww, I just noticed that.

[Zaz]

Didn't she also bang Benico del Toro in one?

I believe so. I think she's got a fetish for hideous, b-rate actors in their 40s

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I worry cos Milla clearly ain't gonna be this high....

[Fitzy]

I worry cos Milla clearly ain't gonna be this high....

[lanky316]

Johanson admitted in a seperate article that she'd just made up the elevator story for publicity and it looks like it worked.

[probablyoliver]

Johanson admitted in a seperate article that she'd just made up the elevator story for publicity and it looks like it worked.

You sir, are an ass.

Why would you want to ruin a thing like that for me?

[Big Red Fury]

My Opinion: I'm not digging this Brit chick invasion. I only support Kelly Brook and the rest can go to hell or Wisconsin.

I resent that.

[naiwf]

The Green Bay Packers cheerleaders don't count since they probably aren't FROM Wisconsin

[Big Red Fury]

The Green Bay Packers cheerleaders don't count since they probably aren't FROM Wisconsin

[Enter Blue Guy]

Scarlet Johansson is gorgeous. I can't remember if I voted for her or not. If I didn't, I really meant to. She's a Hotty McHotterson. And what a rack.

[Benji]

I worry cos Milla clearly ain't gonna be this high....

Me too, I at least expected her in. I was watching Resi the yesterday and wondered why she hadn't been put in yet.

[Carnage]

Actually, the Packers don't have official cheerleaders. I'm pretty sure they use local high school ones or something that aren't really attractive. The hotties are the Milwaukee Bucks dance team. Oh my lord almighty they are fine.

[Ash J. Williams]

The hotties are the Milwaukee Bucks dance team. Oh my lord almighty they are fine.

[ROC]

8. Eva Longoria

Place in List II: N/A

Place in List I: N/A

Desperate Housewives. Oh so desperate housewives. Yeah, every man in America wished art imitated life in the case of mega-hottie Eva Longoria who has made one of TV's most popular shows that much more popular. She also has film roles in small time fare like Hard Times and The Sentinel.

My Opinion: Eh, top ten...sure.

7. Milla Jovovich

Place in List II: #28

Place in List I: #24

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLA! From Return to the Blue Lagoon to Dazed and Confused, Milla's stayed in the acting scene. But she's mostly had success with The Fifth Element and the two RE features. And she's an ex-model, blah, blah, blah.

My Opinion: I won't lie, sometimes she looks ugly, but with shots like this, it all balances out...

7. Milla Jovovich

8. Eva Longoria

9. Scarlett Johansson

10. Salma Hayek

11. Rachel Bilson

12. Kate Beckinsale

13. Evangeline Lilly

14. Zhang Ziyi

15. Charlotte Church

16. Rachel McAdams

17. Lacey Chabert

18. Christina Ricci

19. Jennifer Ellison

20. Cristina Scabbia

21. Morgan Webb

22. Shannyn Sossamon

23. Maggie Grace

24. Carmen Electra

25. Jennifer Aniston

26. Kate Winslet

27. Chiaki Kuriyama

28. Cheryl Tweedy

29. Kelly Brook

30. Shirley Manson

31. Kristen Kreuk

32. Jessica Simpson

33. Kristen Bell

34. Kou Shibasaki

35. Rachel Weisz

36. Amy Lee

37. Alyssa Milano

38. Keeley

39. Carly Pope

40. Morena Baccarin

41. Jewel Staite

42. Jessica Biel

43. Drea De Matteo

44. Mila Kunis

45. Anna Kournikova

46. Shannon Elizabeth

47. Jennifer Connelly

48. Asia Argento

49. Claire Forlani

50. Natalie Imbruglia

Edited November 1, 2005 by Veut baiser d'Eva Green.

[naiwf]

MMMMMMilla at # 7 was a surprise, and when did Longoria get the porn star boob job, or is that just a monumentally airbrushed pic?