New Bond

[tristy]

Alexis Denisof was robbed.

[Timmoru Suzuki]

Who was this Henry Cavill guy?

[Summers]

http://henry.intensevibe.net/

Mmm.

[zero]

I'm saying Jews are Carpenters.

Is this one of those weird math word problems? If Jesus was carpenter and all Jews are carpenters, does that make Jesus a Jew?

A) Yes

B) No

C) Inconclusive

Alexis Denisof was robbed.

Word.

Was he even in the running?

[tristy]

No, but I think Alexis would have been the ideal Bond.

[Summers]

I'm saying Jews are Carpenters.

Is this one of those weird math word problems? If Jesus was carpenter and all Jews are carpenters, does that make Jesus a Jew?

A) Yes

B) No

C) Inconclusive

Alexis Denisof was robbed.

Word.

Was he even in the running?

Don't think so. Henry Cavill was. Love him.

And yes, it's a weird math problem.

If Jesus leaves Jewland at 12:00, travelling at 4MPH on his mule, whereas Moses leaves Egypt at 12:40, travelling at 1MPH with some jews, where do they meet?

[apsham]

At what slope and angle?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Daniel Craig's a good choice I think. He was great in Layer Cake and other stuff I've seen him in, I think he'll be better than Pierce.....

Clive Owen woulda been cool too, but too big a name I think.

[Summers]

A steep slope, 45 degree angle.

[LL!]

A steep slope, 45 degree angle.

They'll meet at Judas' house with their posse to beat the crap out of him.

[Summers]

Judas was pimp. He'd have a shotgun and shit.

[zero]

I think Alexis is a little too soft-spoken for Bond. I've honestly never watched an entire Bond film in my life, but Connery will always be Bond in my mind. Denisof has the look, dunno if he has the voice though.

[LL!]

Judas was pimp. He'd have a shotgun and shit.

Jesus would just get David. He has a kickass sling that throws hard rocks.

[Summers]

David doesn't always beat Goliath. It's impossible. His stone would miss, and break Mother Theresa's window.

[Kaney]

Yeah, but how many times does he need to beat Goliath? If I was David I'd hit the fucker and then make sure he stays down.

Edited October 14, 2005 by Kaneanite™

[Summers]

David was a pussy with a stone. What happens when all the stones are gone? Then he's fucked. Or say if his slingshot snaps, he'd be a dead kid walking.

[tristy]

I think Alexis is a little too soft-spoken for Bond. I've honestly never watched an entire Bond film in my life, but Connery will always be Bond in my mind. Denisof has the look, dunno if he has the voice though.

[Kaney]

David was a pussy with a stone. What happens when all the stones are gone? Then he's fucked. Or say if his slingshot snaps, he'd be a dead kid walking.

Then he'd pull out his peashooter. Obviously.

[Summers]

Goliath would mash his peas.

[LL!]

Goliath is the biggest pussy ever. Literally...