The 2006 Maxim Hot 100

[Skummy]

What a surprise, of all the people I've heard of on there, Kate Moss is the most attractive. And that's saying something.

And Tila fucking Tequila? Is that a joke? She's not famous, she's not attractive (in the slightest), she's an unpleasant human being and...christ, what? I usually feel detached from my gender when I read this kind of shite and see who the mass media finds attractive, but never like this. How the hell can that vacuous cunt get on to a top 100 list of anything other than talentless Myspace whores, let alone the most attractive women in the fucking world. Half the girls I know are more attractive than her, which sounds like bragging, but it isn't when you consider that's hardly an achievement.

I hate these lists, I really do.

[fineintent]

I have no idea who she is. Why is she a horrible person?

[I-Will-Rule-You]

This is just like the PWI top 500 list. It makes no sense to put people in a list like this. Because everyone has their own opinion of what they like. Just as if I had done this, I would have put Jessica Alba number one, Kimberly from Girls Aloud at number two and would have sent Fergie and that fucking Ginger at number three packing.

But that's just my opinion, what did they do, a survey? probably not, it looks like they just listed it by how much publicity they've had over the last year. I mean Stacy Keilber's in the top 10 after that gay Strictly Come Dancing/Strictly Dance Fever thing, but you check last years', I'm guessing she was nowhere near the top 10. Even though, somehow she's remained just as "hot" this year as she has her entire career.

EDIT~ And as for Tila Tequila; Skumfrog, well said!

Edited June 6, 2006 by I-Will-Rule-You

[Skummy]

I have no idea who she is. Why is she a horrible person?

http://www.myspace.com/tilatequila

Some Myspace whore who's gone from attention-seeking porn star to attention seeking emo "singer" to attention singing hip hop "singer", all while being decidely unattractive, thinking she's a big star when she's not, and generally being an egotistical nobody.

I don't even know why I hate her so much, she's just a waste of human existence.

[ROC]

I agree, Skumfrog...oh, by the way, where are those shots of Tila in porn located at? >_>

[Guest Josef Stallion]

Well, at least Sarah Silverman was on it..

[Ash J. Williams]

I'm with all of you....Kate Beckinsale REALLY should have been in the top 10, or even on the damn thing.

[Guest Bluesman]

Longoria is horribly overrated. The spot is more a reflection of the media's current obsession with her than anything.

Maybe when Lohan had tits and didn't look like an Albino starving itself she might have deserved 3rd.

[Guest Josef Stallion]

^ Even then, I wouldn't have put her in the top 10. I don't get why everyone thinks she was so hot before she turned into a skeleton. Was it because of the boobs?

[hugobomb]

It was because she was basically Hilary Duff with tits

[Guest Josef Stallion]

Oh, right. So average with tits? Ah.

[hugobomb]

yep that's about it. It was a whole 'She's jail-bait, but has big tits' thing going on. Then she became legal so decided to lose the tits