Say, is anyone on EWB rich?

[ROC]

Date with Jessica Biel to be auctioned

1 hour, 8 minutes ago

DENVER - A date with Esquire's "The Sexiest Woman Alive" and "7th Heaven" star Jessica Biel will be up for bid next week to help raise money for a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident, Denver newspapers reported this week.

The event dubbed "Mollypalooza" to help Molly Bloom's family with medical expenses is scheduled for Tuesday at the Rock Island Club, organizers told The Denver Post and Rocky Mountain News. The News described the date as a lunch date.

In an audio message posted on the Internet, Biel urges listeners to support the event and she said: "I intend to submit a very special auction item as my contribution to the evening."

"Come on, it's Jessica Biel. What guy wouldn't want to win a date with her?" said Dmitri Lee Natali, 19, a friend and former classmate of Bloom, 18, who lost a leg in the May 13 accident. "My mom happened to be able to contact (Biel's) parents, and they had heard about Molly's tragedy. They said 'yeah, I bet she'll do that."'

Biel, a Boulder native who is on location filming the movie "Next," won't be at the fundraiser Tuesday, Biel said in her message.

Bloom was run over and dragged about 38 feet by a Hummer stretch limousine, police said. Limousine driver Stanley D. Sample, 38, faces a misdemeanor charge of careless driving resulting in serious bodily injury.

Bloom is undergoing rehabilitation at Denver Children's Hospital.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Not me, I'm skint and I could never support an event called "Mollypalooza"

[Heel Turn]

In terms of looks, Jessica Biel is the most overrated woman on the planet.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I wouldn't disagree with you (Y)

[tristy]

Jessica ALBA? I agree with. Jessica BIEL? She's not bad.

[apsham]

THAT'S what she is raising money for?

[9 to 5]

THAT'S what she is raising money for?

Yes. A worthy cause.

[IAceI]

Somebody get Kenny Fisher, if he isn't too far up his own arse. ¬_¬

[K]

Serves the bitch right for riding in a slag wagon.

[EndOfAnEra]

Shit. I wish I had gotten drunk and lost my leg in a limo prom accident.

[NobBe Nobbs]

I'm sorry, why are we supposed to be raising money? Is it our fault this stupid bitch got hurt? Fuck that, if I wanted to give money away I'd donate to a real charity.

[MalaCloudy Black]

And Be with no human compassion!

Srsly, does anyone even know anything more than "she got runned over"?

[NobBe Nobbs]

And Be with no human compassion!

Srsly, does anyone even know anything more than "she got runned over"?

[MalaCloudy Black]

OK!

[The Sultan of Swank]

I agree with the bitch had it comming attitude towards this. I have two words for this girl.

Natural Selection.

If you're not fast enough, strong enough or smart enough, life and nature will team up to kill you.

[Plankton]

I agree with the bitch had it comming attitude towards this. I have two words for this girl.

Natural Selection.

If you're not fast enough, strong enough or smart enough, life and nature will team up to kill you.