Official Premiership 06/07 thread

[MDK]

Its always good to see West Ham get fucked.

[Buford Ripley]

I've just seen the above scoreline and... OUCH!

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

2-2 is a fucking grand result. Don't know how we've coped with this injury crisis but all credit to Roeder and the players. Plus, the makeshift back-line of Solano, Taylor, Ramage, Huntington/Edgar has just shown how shit Carr, Babayaro and Bramble really are.

[therockbox]

Is Titfuck Bumble injured, or has he just been dropped altogether?

[9 to 5]

Exactly how good is King Benni?

[Buford Ripley]

lol, west ham.

[Farmer Reil]

Exactly how good is King Benni?

Edited January 2, 2007 by Farmer Reil

[gunnar hendershow]

Is Titfuck Bumble injured, or has he just been dropped altogether?

I kidnapped him.

FUCK YEAH 2-2!!!!

[NobBe Nobbs]

Then we have Alan Curbishley, the tactical genius. "Shit, we're 4-0 down. I KNOW! 5-4-1! PERFECT ANSWER!".

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

*comes into thread for likely the first time ever*

DAVID FUCKING EDGAR!

*adds David Edgar to the list of celebrities from his hometown, along with Lennox Lewis, Christian Cage, Dewey "The Missing Link" Robertson, William Lyon MacKenzie King, Scott Stevens, Jill Hennessey, and a shitload of people I'm forgetting*

*decides he will cheer Newcastle now that he knows David Edgar plays for them*

*leaves thread*

[gunnar hendershow]

*comes into thread for likely the first time ever*

DAVID FUCKING EDGAR!

*adds David Edgar to the list of celebrities from his hometown, along with Lennox Lewis, Christian Cage, Dewey "The Missing Link" Robertson, William Lyon MacKenzie King, Scott Stevens, Jill Hennessey, and a shitload of people I'm forgetting*

*decides he will cheer Newcastle now that he knows David Edgar plays for them*

*leaves thread*

Good choice of a team to support.

[Farmer Reil]

West Ham, good. lol.

Edited January 2, 2007 by Farmer Reil

[Thrilla]

Man, that Spurs player lost four teeth in that tackle and still got back up and carried on. And Niemi looked like he'd broken his neck. Good times.

Oh and the Rovers are now 11th, European qualifying is obviously our destination.

And it was fucking fantastic to see Bolton played off the pitch by the Reds, that cunt Faye should have been sent off though.

[The Future]

Nothing pleases me more than the magic of Crouchaldinho~!~!

[Guest muddatrucker]

Up the Villa.

[Liam]

Since they've been promoting it for ages, the bookies have probably made a killing on the 15,000th goal thing. Nobody would've guessed Moritz Volz in a million years

As the interviewer said, he'll have to be known as 15,000 Volz from now on.

Volz's non-reaction to that comment was genius.

Talking of embarrasing, I thought Wayne Routledge used to be good? (It is Wayne that "plays" for Fulham now, right?). Boxing Day he missed about 4 absolute sitters and an open goal, and today he generally played like a Conference South reserve player.

He's seemed ok whenever I've seen him play. PRetty good at carrying the ball, good crosser, can't score for shit but I can't expect him to really.

Volz has now become my favourite Fulham player since Boa Morte left, might get his name on the back of my shirt >_>

[Farmer Reil]

I wonder how an "Arsenal Rejects XI" would do in the Prem ¬_¬

Wright

Sylvinho, Cygan, Upson, Luzhny

Voltz, Van Bronkhorst, Hughes, Edu

Boa Morte, Bentley

That's gotta at least have a chance of avoiding relegation, surely?

[Liam]

From the looks of it, an Arsenal Loaned Out XI could do pretty good also......although I'd assume they possibly don't have 11 players out on loan, it just feels like it.

[Lord Nibbler]

I wonder how an "Arsenal Rejects XI" would do in the Prem ¬_¬

Wright

Sylvinho, Cygan, Upson, Luzhny

Voltz, Van Bronkhorst, Hughes, Edu

Boa Morte, Bentley

That's gotta at least have a chance of avoiding relegation, surely?

[Thrilla]

He's French, he's crap, he plays at centre back, Cygan! Cygan!

He's French, he's shit, he plays when someone's sick, Cygan! Cygan!