The Ashes

[Plubby]

Zaz, you mean I'm the most unaustralian thing since your accent?

[SwantonEdge]

OH SNAP~!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I heard Zaz was really a Kiwi pretending to be an Aussie...

[lafunky xxvii]

I heard Zaz was really a Kiwi pretending to be an Aussie...

[Zaz]

I heard Zaz was really a Kiwi pretending to be an Aussie...

[9 to 5]

I heard Zaz was really a Kiwi pretending to be an Aussie...

I heard England was really a bad cricket team pretending to be a good one...

That was terrible.

[Zaz]

I heard Zaz was really a Kiwi pretending to be an Aussie...

I heard England was really a bad cricket team pretending to be a good one...

[therockbox]

Pity no-one gives a shit.

[Mongrel]

5-0.

[Matt]

Yeah but you suck at football... oh wait...

Well to be fair I said it'd be 4-0 with a draw or 5-0 weeks before it started, we never stood a chance, Harmison's first ball of the first test proved that The Aussies are just plain better than us at cricket. There I said it.

[Zaz]

Starts in an hours time.

Clark apparently gets the gig ahead of Johnson which is a joke. I hate Clark.

[Mongrel]

Starts in an hours time.

Clark apparently gets the gig ahead of Johnson which is a joke. I hate Clark.

How do you like him now?

[Underage Politician]

And now Pieterson's out of the rest of the ODI's. England are totally, royally fucked now.

Are there any keepers in all of England that can score any runs?

[Mongrel]

Alec Stewart is your best bet, and he's nearly 40.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

WE BEAT SOMEONE!

Edited January 16, 2007 by ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Guess you didn't need that last game afterall huh Zaz.......

ZAZ?

[Zaz]

You guys played well, but we got fucked by the rain. Our innings was reduced by 17 overs, yet only 60 runs were taken off the total! Someone explain that one to me. So from having to go at about four an over to win, it got pushed out to over six. We never stood a chance.

[BATTLES]

Rain or no rain, we (I say we as I am Australian) were just plain fucking shite and in no way whatsoever deserved to win that match. The rain was frustrating though cause I was looking forward to seeing the bottom order have a slog at that chase. England and New Zealand really lifted towards the end of the series, it was great. The matches were actually interesting and watchable. I was disappointed with Australia losing of course, but it's good to see some actual competition.