EWB's Top 50 Women Part VI: The List.

[NobBe Nobbs]

As per usual, these lists are mostly filled with ugly women.

You awful, blind and retarded people.

[LUKIE]

Even though Katsuya enjoys the company of chicks with dicks, he could probably pick out a better list then what this is, so far...

[Lowerdeck]

Even though Katsuya enjoys the company of chicks with dicks, he could probably pick out a better list then what this is, so far...

seconded

You people got fucked up, warped tastes.

[Skummy]

Shannyn Sossamon for the win, although I don't like that photo. She's only hot with short hair, damn it!

The rest I'm fairly indifferent towards.

I did a charity auction thing with Myleene Klass a couple of years ago. Nice girl. That photo's rubbish, though.

[Sabu]

Carly Pope

I think I'm in love.

And I think this has been the best list yet, i've thought most of these girls have been pretty hot.

[zero]

So far, no huge complaints with the list. What's wrong with Maria? Yeah, she's a wrestling chick, but she's a gorgeous woman. If anything, I think we try too hard to exclude the Divas from this list sometimes. I'd have no arguments with Mickie James showing up either.

Shirley The perks of being a donator.

Scabbia is definitely way hotter in person.

And Milla, yay! I was worried she wouldn't make it since I didn't put her on my list, but she actually beat out my precious Shirley.

And that Megan Fox chick is hot, but she needs a sandwich. Extra mayo. Throw some bacon on there too.

And Fitzy saying he finds nothing hot about Asia Argento proves that some people are just wired (no pun intended Fitz) completely different when it comes to what turns us on.

[Fitzy]

Scabbia is definitely way hotter in person.

[Number of the Breast]

So true

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Shannyn Sossamon for the win, although I don't like that photo. She's only hot with short hair, damn it!

The rest I'm fairly indifferent towards.

I did a charity auction thing with Myleene Klass a couple of years ago. Nice girl. That photo's rubbish, though.

Agreed. She seems to be one of those women who just look BETTER with short hair. (Y)

[ROC]

25. Liz Hurley

Ringy: "I can't remmeber how Liz Hurley came to my attention. I do remember being aroused a lot and laughing at Hugh Grant for screwing that NGH hooker though. Though she's old enough to be Nerf's mother nowadays so I don't pay much attention anymore now that she's too old to bleed."

She's hot...and eww...

24. Jennifer Aniston

Ringy: "LL and I agree. Circa 1995 Jennifer Aniston who kept wearing knee-length plaid skirts? Hot. Very hot. Lots of boners. So I will not complain and bask in the glory of the past."

HAHAHA, Ringy picked the pic everyone hated last year. This will be fun.

23. Rachel Bilson

Ringy: "I remember watching the OC with a friend once and it was a Chrismukah episode in season one and he was all "she's so JAPy" (Jewish American Princess for you gentiles) and I was like "she's Philipino-Mexican or some shit" and he was all "ewww she's not hot". Fucking schizo tool. In any case, Bilson's been hot for a while. I was aroused by her in the early days of the OC, then she had dip in form though she ended her tenure on the OC in style, with a return to hotness peak. She was also about the only thing worth a shit in the Last Kiss which was emo-ass shit. Stick to Scrubs, Braff."

Don't diss Braff...I mean, yeah, totally hot.

22. Cobie Smulders

Ringy: "Cobie Smulders. I remember watching the very first episode of HIMYM and thinking she was hot. Then I went on the iMDB and was all where I have seen this chick until I realize she was the reporter on Tru Calling. And to this day, I dunno which is the real Cobie Smulders. Because Tru Calling Smulders looked like a 35 year old ex-stripper, though in HIMYM, there's no denying her hotness. That said, she looks INSANELY Canadian, Prairies style. So, you know, she reminds me of a lot of chicks around here."

HIMYM FTW.

21. Alyson Hannigan

Ringy: "She's got a place in any teenager who went through American Pie/Buffy back in the late 90s/early 00s and who isn't a fucking robot. Not my favourite but she'll always be there for band camp and nerdy Willow."

She's aight...but god, Ringy, you picked bad pics. >_>

[Fitzy]

Yay Cobie Smulders made it, but wow that picture sucks. And with Rachel Bilson added that makes it 10 for 30 for me.

Edited April 30, 2007 by Fitzy

[LL!]

Good GOD. Ringo. That Hannigan picture is dreadful. I'm gonna throw up...

[Legend_Killer33]

Fucking brilliant that Liz hurley is there. that picture doesn't look anything at all like Aniston. Bilson? Yuck. The rest? Meh

[Lowerdeck]

We're starting to get better, even if we got some bad pictures thrown into the mix.

And guys, are we reliving 1996 TV crushes? Time to move on guys, it's a decade later. No more Jen Aniston.

[Iain76er]

So what is Cobie Smulders Jayne Middlemiss' American name or something?

[Skummy]

And I have no strong opinion on anyone in that list. It ranges from generic to just plain dull. We were doing well up to that point, too!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Ahhh but Skummy the higher it gets the more we get to the "average Hollywood lass who everyone just votes for" and less of the quirkier "one or two people voted for".

Still I loves me some Hurley. Her accent's just excellent. (Y)

[ROC]

Good GOD. Ringo. That Hannigan picture is dreadful. I'm gonna throw up...

[YI]

I'd rather fuck a shaved bear than Hannigan. I'm being serious. I've seen hotter fat girls. SOOOO OVERRATED!!! By nerds mostly. No offense. Actually, yes, a lot of offense.

Edited April 30, 2007 by YI

[Fitzy]

I'd rather fuck a shaved bear than Hannigan. I'm being serious. I've seen hotter fat girls. SOOOO OVERRATED!!! By nerds mostly. No offense. Actually, yes, a lot of offense.