GTA IV. Pssshhh

[bstan80]

[Media 2.0]

You probably could have correctly titled this...

[tristy]

actually, from what i've heard, the game engine is vastly improved.

[Guest Kou]

50 Cent: You wiggers will buy anything.

[Captain Eo]

Wow.

I need to pre-order today..there might not be any left!?!

[Hajjhowe]

50 Cent = Black Rambo?

[Captain Eo]

50 Cent = Black Rambo?

Rambo = White 50 Cent

While the game doesn't look that bad, it's the sequel to Bulletproof so there's no way it's getting my money unless Michael Jackson is a supporting character.

Edited April 26, 2008 by Dr. Drake Ramoray

[MalaCloudy Black]

The plot is awesome.

[apsham]

Sierra went from King's Quest to this?

[The Mask of Norro]

Jesus Christ, fuck our soldiers in Iraq. In that trailer alone we see that if we really want the war over, we just send 50 Cent in there and tell him "some bitches owe you money" and let him loose.

You really gotta wonder how much he probably loves the ideas behind these games. It's like, hell, you got the money for it... and everyone imagines themselves in these supernatural fight scenes and whatnot, why not explore that avenue somehow? And there he goes, down into the video game industry to do just that.

[Slogger]

Sierra went from King's Quest to this?

I was gonna say the same but about Nr2003.

[TheArsenal]

So did he die in the end or not?

[TCO]

Whoever thought up this plot, should either be killed painfully for it's plain awfulness or knighted for it's hilarity. I haven't decided yet.

[METALMAN]

"50 Cent and G-Unit are putting on a show somewhere in the middle east. The crowd are pleased, but the promoter refuses to pay 50 and G-Unit. 50 is not going to leave without his money, so he hassles and threatens the promoter. The promoter does not give them money, but a very valuable diamond encrusted skull. 50 and G-Unit are about to leave the country when they are ambushed and the skull is taken away from them. The game then continues with 50 trying to get what's rightfully his and find out who ambushed him and why."

Jeez...

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Bah I thought this was gonna be about Mirror's Edge...the game I'm most excited about this year (after MGS4 of course).

[Hajjhowe]

So did he die in the end or not?

He's been shot like 6 times already, you think to bullets can stop him?

[The Mask of Norro]

If ever they do a Luke Cage movie, they NEED 50 Cent to play the part. Honestly, is there any black man alive who can say they've already lived Cage's life, and so they might as well act it too?

[New Damage]

Damn, I wanted to be the one to crack the joke "I wonder how the health system works. I wonder if it'll be you can take 9 bullets fine, but the tenth, you dead. Lawl".