The Summer Transfer Thread

[King Ellis]

I love it being as busy at Stoke as at City in terms of fans. I was expecting them to burst into song with "We've got Higginbotham!"

[Hobo]

Aliadiere....

Well they've replaced Saha then

Edited September 1, 2008 by HoboObohHbob

[FLiam]

SSN said he is only signing a £92,000 a week contract.

Well, I say only.

Where's the signing Arsene?!

Edited September 1, 2008 by Gooner27

[ZJ Penn]

Robinho the most expensive player in British history then?

Wonder if it will be broken again before close of business.

[TheArsenal]

SSN said he is only signing a £92,000 a week contract.

Well, I say only.

Where's the signing Arsene?!

It's usually a shock signing, really really late, announced after the closing of the window. But if today goes by and absolutely nothing happens thenI'll be disappointed.

[stokeriño]

2341: Tottenham, you have 19 minutes to replace Dimitar Berbatov - go.

*cue comedy piano music from some silent film or other*

[ZJ Penn]

Big laughs at the SSN chump calling Campbell "Fraizer Richardson".

[Scott McFly]

I reckon Man U sign Berbatov and then Hull get Campbell, but only on loan with an option for Man U to recall him if he's needed.

[MasterOfPain]

Is it possible?

*Cue Mission Impossible music*

[King Ellis]

Big laughs at the SSN chump calling Campbell "Fraizer Richardson".

30m + Leeds right back and captain. Sounds like a good deal to me.

[erperro]

2308: Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon on Spanish television station VEO: "We have agreed to sell the player for human reasons, for footballing reasons and for an important quantity of money."

None of those things mattered, of course, when Robinho just just saying "Please please PLEASE let me go to Chelsea" for days and weeks.

Cocks.

Actually he said: "We have agreed to sell the player for human reasons. The fact that he has accepted City's offer says that he didn't go for footballing reasons".

But, yeah Calderon is a complete dick.

[Whisper]

EDIT: Manucho this season? The Manucho whose in Greece this year? Not sure how effective he'll be over there.

I'm 99% sure he's not in Greece this season. His work permit went through at the start of August. He's even got a squad number now and everything

[TheRossWalker]

"The fact he has accepted an offer from Manchester City says that he is not going for sporting reasons," Calderon told Veo Television.

The actual quote, which I find utterly hilarious.

[Clawson]

Oh man that match in two Sundays better be on TV in Canada. SWP and Robinho against Chelsea.

[stokeriño]

Now you're getting updates on the BBC website like "23:48 - Cardiff City refuse to let Stoke City speak to X". What the fuck would they theoretically say and/or agree upon in under twelve minutes?! ¬_¬

Edited September 1, 2008 by stokeriño

[Hobo]

How have Man Yoo pulled off Berba? Cheats!

Edited September 1, 2008 by HoboObohHbob

[ZJ Penn]

"Hull are not getting Fraizer Campbell, they are out of it for tonight."

- Unless of course they got it wrong again and mean Fraizer Richarson, in which case I couldn't give a fuck.

Edited September 1, 2008 by Zombie Jesus

[TheArsenal]

2354: "Tell me something. My fiancee is demanding I go to bed at 12."

Stephen, Chorlton, via text on 81111

Tell her to pipe down.

:lmao:

He made a funny.

He took his damn time.

[Crybaby Bunting]

So despite City making an offer that has been confirmed, Hughes hasn't even talked to the guy yet

Unless we're in for the biggest swerve in history

[King Ellis]

Somebody close that window, i'm feeling a draft.