RESULTS: them people with fannies '08

[METALMAN]

First set where I liked everybody.

Lovely.

[Turbo Yannis]

Fucking hell, it's Kate Garraway!

[James Casey]

6. NATALIE PORTMAN

VERDICT: Absolutely gorgeous. She's like our Keira in that she's just so absolutely beautiful and delicate looking, and you just want to wrap her in cotton wool...smother year and rape the corpse...okay, not the last bit, just you want to protect her. So, so fit. I'd shag.

And, of course, Portman's double/bodyguard in SW1 was... Keira Knightley. Even Portman's mother couldn't tell them apart when they were in costume.

Granted that was ten years ago, but even so they still look almost identical now.

So I have no reason for fancying Keira like crazy and Portman not at all... but that's how I feel. Anyone else go one and not the other?

[YI]

5. MILA KUNIS

UKRAINE

AGE: 25

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VOTE COUNT: 10 votes | 540 points

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, most notably in long running "That 70's show", and providing the voice of Meg Griffin in Family Guy.

VERDICT: There's something about her that puts me off a bit. Her face looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp (although she does look really pretty in the first one), but fuck, she is quite fit, awesome body. What the fuck is she doing with Macauley Culkin? He's like the weirdest looking bloke ever. Overrated because she's 'nerdy', but yeah, banging. Yeah in like 2-sentences I just did a complete 180. I'd shag.

4. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

ENGLAND

AGE: 23

PLACE LAST TIME: #29

VOTE COUNT: 11 votes | 913 points

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, having been in a bunch of shit, most notably in the Pirates of The Caribbean franchise.

VERDICT: Women who DRINK generally scare me, but the fact Keira could probably drink me under the table (and have her way with me...my willy would still work for her, regardless of how much I'd had) is really fucking hot. She took a big slip last year, which upset me, but she's bounced back well. Yes you could say she's a little thin, her arse and tits are borderline non-existent, but fuck, look how beautiful she is? How can you not fall in love with that? I'd love to slap my dick about that pretty face. I'd shag.

3. MEGAN FOX

UNITED STATES

AGE: 22

PLACE LAST TIME: #8

VOTE COUNT: 14 votes | 1190 points

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, in "Hope & Faith" and the live action "Transformers" film, which I still refuse to fucking watch.

VERDICT: FIIIIIT!!! She's like the new Angelina Jolie, just the kind where you say her name and everyone will nod and agree "Fucking banging", and similarly to Jolie, she's clearly a bit FUCKING MENTAL, which makes her even hotter. I seriously thought she was going to knock our Mandy off top spot when I was tallying up the votes, but she didn't even hit second. She can look a bit goofy in some photos, but fuck, them some quality blowjob teeth. I'd shag.

2. KRISTEN BELL

UNITED STATES

AGE: 28

PLACE LAST TIME: #7

VOTE COUNT: 13 votes | 1378 points

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, most notably as Veronica Mars in "Veronica Mars", and the sexy as fuck Elle in "Heroes". Was also in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" which was apparently quite good, but I ain't seen it.

VERDICT: FIIIIT!!! She's just so bubbly and cute, when she's playing Elle especially, fucking BANGING! I'd shag.

[YI]

...and still reigning supreme...

1. MANDY MOORE

UNITED STATES

AGE: 24

PLACE LAST TIME: #1

VOTE COUNT: 15 votes | 1500 points

FAMOUS FOR: Young bubblegum pop artist, come actress, come serious pop artist ("Wild Hope" is a lovely album, I'd take it over St. Vincent any day of the fucking week).

VERDICT: EWB's princess reigns once again!!! Fittest woman in the world to me, she's the absolute definition of 'my type'. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!! I'd shag.

...until next time (now I need some other form of list to do ), toodleoo...

Edited January 31, 2009 by YI

[TheBoss]

Meh, Mandy's ok, but a lot of women on the list are much hotter than she is...

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Keira Knightley is where it's at. Best in that top 50 easily. (Y)

I watched Love Actually for the first time a couple of months ago and seriously, the scene where Andrew Lincoln goes over to her and her new husband's house is amazing. She is amazing. Huzzah.

[King Ellis]

But Megan Fox is a tranny!

[METALMAN]

Keira Knightley's good.

Kristen Bell is lovely.

Mandy Moore is quite good.

Mila Kunis not so good.

Megan Fox is not very good either. Plus I don't like women with tattoos.

[naiwf]

Megan Fox & Kristen Bell were the only ones in the top 5 I liked. Although all 5 chicks are attractive, if the theme was people with "fannies" then clearly Knightley & Moore are both way too high on the list

EDIT: metalman I'm going to have to officially revoke your "man card".

Edited January 31, 2009 by naiwf

[METALMAN]

different strokes for different folks you know, eh?

EDIT: but yeah, I am picky as fuck. Possibly a bad thing. It has resulted in a few real life "missed opportunities" but eh...life goes on.

And to be fair Megan Fox would be alright without the tattoos.

Probably should upgrade Mandy Moore from "quite good" seeing as she was on my list. I don't really know a great deal of women though. I mostly just chose nominations by other people that I liked.

Edited January 31, 2009 by metalman

[Dan]

Is naiwf saying Knightly does not have a vagina?

[CadeSydal]

Most of my votes got high, so I'm good with that. Kristen Bell for #1 next time.

[That Guy Mikey]

That is the worst top ten ever. Only three out of the ten I agree with that's Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, and Mandy Moore. Keira Knightley is ok but not top ten material, and everybody sweets the cheerleader from Heroes she is butt. Megan Fox is also butt, in no way is she attractive.

Edited January 31, 2009 by That Guy Mikey

[naiwf]

Is naiwf saying Knightly does not have a vagina?

In (North?) America fanny means ass. I didn't know that it could mean "female genitalia". You learn something new every day on EWB.

[GhostMachine]

Kate Beckinsale is easily one of my favorite actresses - not just because she's HOT, but because a. I love her accent when she actually plays a role that doesn't require her to drop it, and b. She can actually act.

However, she dropped a few spots on my list when I found out she smokes like a chimney.

And regarding Megan Fox.....any House fans around? Because I want to give you something to think about: Megan Fox is apparently bisexual and in an interview I read (think it was in Maxim) she said she's attracted to Olivia Wilde (who plays Thirteen on House). Think about that for a while!

[CadeSydal]

Olivia Wilde was also in Season 5 of One Tree Hill.

Yeah, I busted out some knowledge on that.

And I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed, so there's that.

[YI]

Olivia Wilde was also in Season 5 of One Tree Hill.

Yeah, I busted out some knowledge on that.

And I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed, so there's that.

WAIT!! SHE WAS!?!?!?! WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS!!! Bastard, I knew I should have kept watching OTH...with the inclusion of Wilde it's officially the greatest totty TV show on the go at the minute.

She was also in Season 2 of The OC.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Did anyone's entire top 10 get into the list?

I think I got three or four which isn't bad for me

Also, I love Kate Beckinsale in Shooting Fish (from about 97) and prefer her face from then to now. She's changed quite a lot.

[CadeSydal]

I would have to double check, but I think my entire top ten made it onto the list. And four of them made it in the top five, I believe.