The Impending Prison Rape Thread

[Twist]

Bradley Wright Phillips and some other dude from the Saints are being prosecuted for something right now. Either assault or theft. I can't remember. Though, as I'm sure they have enough money, maybe they were trying to steal some dignity? Shitty Saints. >_>

[Dynamite]

Is that the old story where they robbed some things out a lady's purse in a club and were caught on camera doing it or is this a new one?

[-A-]

Who was it that was charged with stealing toilet seats as a joke (or something?)

[METALMAN]

Glen Johnson and Ben May. I remember it fairly well.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007/ja...ewsstory.sport3

Ben May was amazing on CM 01/02 but he's pretty mediocre in real life I think. That is all I know of him.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Ricardo Fuller now, thanks to some driving offences

I should try and get a table of offenders per club

[Baddar]

Ashley Cole drunk and disorderly;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7925963.stm

[-A-]

Not that it will happen for this, but imagine Ashley Cole actually going to prison. He'd be violated in every way imaginable.

[Pesci]

Bradley Wright Phillips and some other dude from the Saints are being prosecuted for something right now. Either assault or theft. I can't remember. Though, as I'm sure they have enough money, maybe they were trying to steal some dignity? Shitty Saints. >_>

It was assault and the other bloke was David McGoldrick. Apparently some fans had a go at them so they decided to batter them

[TheRossWalker]

Carlos Edwards nearly broke my mate's phone the other week.

Word of warning: Never try and get a pic with Carlos Edwards when he's chatting up some bird. He gets violent.

I came in to lol, Ashley Cole, but then I remembered that story.

[Liam]

Bradley Wright Phillips and some other dude from the Saints are being prosecuted for something right now. Either assault or theft. I can't remember. Though, as I'm sure they have enough money, maybe they were trying to steal some dignity? Shitty Saints. >_>

It was assault and the other bloke was David McGoldrick. Apparently some fans had a go at them so they decided to batter them

I thought they were the two guys (or at least Bradley was one) that got caught on CCTV nicking stuff out of a women's handbag in a club?

[MGW]

Not that it will happen for this, but imagine Ashley Cole actually going to prison. He'd be violated in every way imaginable.

And he'd love every second of it!

[Matt]

Bradley Wright Phillips and some other dude from the Saints are being prosecuted for something right now. Either assault or theft. I can't remember. Though, as I'm sure they have enough money, maybe they were trying to steal some dignity? Shitty Saints. >_>

It was assault and the other bloke was David McGoldrick. Apparently some fans had a go at them so they decided to batter them

I thought they were the two guys (or at least Bradley was one) that got caught on CCTV nicking stuff out of a women's handbag in a club?

Bradley was, the other was Nathan Dyer wasn't it?

[-A-]

Jose Mourinho suspected of punching a United fan outside the ground last night. Wherever these guys end up is gonna be able to give the Mean Machines guys a run for their money now they have a top class manager.

[-A-]

Djibril Cisse arrested and bailed on suspicion of committing common assault outside a club last night.

[Pesci]

Bradley Wright Phillips and some other dude from the Saints are being prosecuted for something right now. Either assault or theft. I can't remember. Though, as I'm sure they have enough money, maybe they were trying to steal some dignity? Shitty Saints. >_>

It was assault and the other bloke was David McGoldrick. Apparently some fans had a go at them so they decided to batter them

I thought they were the two guys (or at least Bradley was one) that got caught on CCTV nicking stuff out of a women's handbag in a club?

That was Wright-Phillips and Nathan Dyer a while ago. BWP and McGoldrick got into a street brawl with some fans apparently.

[METALMAN]

Djibril Cisse arrested and bailed on suspicion of committing common assault outside a club last night.

I won't be too long before it will be reasonable to consider pinning this thread. :/

[IAceI]

I reckon he's been provoked by a bitter Newcastle fan. It's the obvious choice. That or a racist.

Or maybe he's just annoyed he can't score from 4 yards 8 times out 10 and lashed out at someone.