Official Premier League 2009/10 thread

[Crybaby Bunting]

Lol West Ham

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Wow the kid Kakuta looks classy even if he only has a left foot.

[ONO]

Sidwell finally off and Downing makes his debut.

[ONO]

Wow, Luke Young off for Heskey at RB?

What.The.Fuck.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Heskey scores for Villa?!?!?!

Well that's another sign of Armageddon.

[ONO]

Something isn't right.

[stokeriño]

Well, I got soaked. But I didn't get a football in the face and we won 4-0. Two out of three is good enough for me.

[IAceI]

darren bent is fast as lightning

darren bent is red and white

when he gets the ball he scores a goal

he's fucking dynamite

[Zaz]

darren bent is fast as lightning

darren bent is red and white

when he gets the ball he scores a goal

he's fucking dynamite

Who do you think you are, k.d. lang?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Wahey Dawson and Woodgate centre backs. This is how I like to see the Spurs team except for Crouch/Keane.

Gomes, Corluka, BAE, Woodgate, Dawson, Lennon, Huddlestone, Palacios, Kranjcar, Crouch, Defoe....Apart from the return of Modric and a personal preference of Keane over Crouch this looks like our strongest line-up. So Spurs better beat Wigan at home then >_>

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Man, Aaron Lennon is my hero. Two stunning diagonal crosses for the two goals so far. He's turning into a brilliant player.

EDIT: Ooooh Jermain Defoe you're a beautiful man.

And Kranjcar forging forwards....

Going forward I've never seen Spurs look so good. It's mesmerising.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Mmm nice handball Scharner. (Y)

THAT'S how you score a proper goal. Defoe hattrick, another assist from Lennon.

Three assists and a beautiful goal from Lennon.

EDIT: 6-1. Four for Defoe.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

.....

Hahaha after 30 minutes and at 1-0 Zaz decided to go to bed. You mug Zaz.

[Crybaby Bunting]

What the fuck?

There is no-way this performance will be repeated any time soon.

Tottenham will never click this well for a long time, Wigan will never spontaneously collapse this bad for a long time.

But it's one hell of a game whilst it lasts

[TCO]

9-1? What the fuck happened to Wigan, still 5 goals for Defoe on my fantasy team.

[Adam]

Jesus...Spurs are only one off equalling the Premiership record for biggest win now! When was the last time anyone scored 8 in a game in the top flight?

And Defoe with a hatrick in 7 minutes as well, second fastest in Premier League history.

EDIT: Nevermind, they've done it! 9-1, equal best win ever along with Man Utd 9-1 Ipswich.

Edited November 22, 2009 by AdamDRFC

[Hobo]

EDIT: Nah, they only equaled it. I had completely forgotten about United/Ipswich.

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

Wow, immense performance from Spurs.

[HailtotheYo]

Holy God ....

[Hobo]

I'd bet Sky are kicking themselves. They got saddled with Stoke/Pompey a thrilling 0-0.