The Thread Where We've All Got Playoff Beards

[Pizza]

I wasn't that excited about Jersey in the first round, but now that I'm against Philly? I'm excited, everyone's rushing to crown the Flyers, but I think they're done. Cleavage is going to be wishing he was still rooting for Jonas Gustavsson when this is over.

[TGWL]

:lmao:

In all seriousness, Devils will have to up their game to beat them, and Flyers will have to come out and take them serious if they want to win.

[thatshortguy]

Updated brackets with big red X's for all the failures.

Oh, sweet deliciousness. First, I crush Srar like a grape. Next, I freeze C-Heat. Then, Linky and the Preds

[Cactus Drags]

Holy shit, John Madden's face. That collision was vicious.

[caucasianheat]

$15 playoff tickets in Phoenix.

[thatshortguy]

$15 playoff tickets in Phoenix.

Crazy....like a freaking fox ( ). You know how loud that arena is going to be? I think Preds take the series, but how they react in Game 1 is going to tell me a lot about my favorites in the West.

[Mountainous Cleavage]

I wasn't that excited about Jersey in the first round, but now that I'm against Philly? I'm excited, everyone's rushing to crown the Flyers, but I think they're done. Cleavage is going to be wishing he was still rooting for Jonas Gustavsson when this is over.

Your playoff hopes are about the same as actually finding the creature you're named after.

[Ruki]

$15 playoff tickets in Phoenix.

Jesus...I wish tickets were that price here in Calgary :/

Also, woo Quebec! Going for the cup

[NobBe Nobbs]

Lou's done. He's shit the bed one too many times to justify his contract

I know, right? I mean, he was fucking horrible in the Boston series last year, where he didn't put up a single point to help his team wi-

Wait, hold on. You say he's a goaltender? You say his job is to stop pucks, not score goals? You say the whole team managed to score a whole eight goals over the course of a seven game series and if the rest of the team had been a bit less useless they might have ended up as the winners? What is this bullshit?! EndOfAnEra has a wonderful narrative of Luongo being shit and that he should feel ashamed of himself going, and you're throwing FACTS in there.

[Plubby]

As I have said before, if it wasn't for Luongo, Boston would have won the cup 7-0.

[Meacon Keaton]

Also, woo Quebec! Going for the cup

They will start missing the playoffs again once they move to Canada.

[thatshortguy]

Nashville should remember the the 'Yotes are no stranger to overtime. Surprised that the Preds forced OT, but unsurprised that Phoenix takes the first game.

[Ruki]

Lou's done. He's shit the bed one too many times to justify his contract

I know, right? I mean, he was fucking horrible in the Boston series last year, where he didn't put up a single point to help his team wi-

Wait, hold on. You say he's a goaltender? You say his job is to stop pucks, not score goals? You say the whole team managed to score a whole eight goals over the course of a seven game series and if the rest of the team had been a bit less useless they might have ended up as the winners? What is this bullshit?! EndOfAnEra has a wonderful narrative of Luongo being shit and that he should feel ashamed of himself going, and you're throwing FACTS in there.

I love you.

Also, woo Quebec! Going for the cup

They will start missing the playoffs again once they move to Canada.

This is true!

[EndOfAnEra]

Lou's done. He's shit the bed one too many times to justify his contract

I know, right? I mean, he was fucking horrible in the Boston series last year, where he didn't put up a single point to help his team wi-

Wait, hold on. You say he's a goaltender? You say his job is to stop pucks, not score goals? You say the whole team managed to score a whole eight goals over the course of a seven game series and if the rest of the team had been a bit less useless they might have ended up as the winners? What is this bullshit?! EndOfAnEra has a wonderful narrative of Luongo being shit and that he should feel ashamed of himself going, and you're throwing FACTS in there.

I'm not really throwing facts in there, it's opinion. I think Lou is AMAZING when he's on point, but when you give out a long term contract like that, you kind of expect him to be on point all the time. He's never been as consistent as he should be, and Schneider is a starting goalie.

[Guest mr. potato head]

As I have said before, if it wasn't for Luongo, Boston would have won the cup 7-0.

As I have said before, Australians have trouble counting to four.

[Meacon Keaton]

Best-of-Thirteen series would make hockey a year-round sport.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Lou's done. He's shit the bed one too many times to justify his contract

I know, right? I mean, he was fucking horrible in the Boston series last year, where he didn't put up a single point to help his team wi-

Wait, hold on. You say he's a goaltender? You say his job is to stop pucks, not score goals? You say the whole team managed to score a whole eight goals over the course of a seven game series and if the rest of the team had been a bit less useless they might have ended up as the winners? What is this bullshit?! EndOfAnEra has a wonderful narrative of Luongo being shit and that he should feel ashamed of himself going, and you're throwing FACTS in there.

I'm not really throwing facts in there, it's opinion. I think Lou is AMAZING when he's on point, but when you give out a long term contract like that, you kind of expect him to be on point all the time. He's never been as consistent as he should be, and Schneider is a starting goalie.

Alright then. My opinion is that Roberto Luongo is a top-five goaltender in the NHL, deserves every cent he's being paid, and you're a complete idiot for thinking otherwise. Sorry bro.

[SeanDMan]

I'd say that's pushing it. Luongo IS great, but that deal was awful. Way, way too long.

[EndOfAnEra]

Lou's done. He's shit the bed one too many times to justify his contract

I know, right? I mean, he was fucking horrible in the Boston series last year, where he didn't put up a single point to help his team wi-

Wait, hold on. You say he's a goaltender? You say his job is to stop pucks, not score goals? You say the whole team managed to score a whole eight goals over the course of a seven game series and if the rest of the team had been a bit less useless they might have ended up as the winners? What is this bullshit?! EndOfAnEra has a wonderful narrative of Luongo being shit and that he should feel ashamed of himself going, and you're throwing FACTS in there.

I'm not really throwing facts in there, it's opinion. I think Lou is AMAZING when he's on point, but when you give out a long term contract like that, you kind of expect him to be on point all the time. He's never been as consistent as he should be, and Schneider is a starting goalie.

Alright then. My opinion is that Roberto Luongo is a top-five goaltender in the NHL, deserves every cent he's being paid, and you're a complete idiot for thinking otherwise. Sorry bro.

I always love how you need to bring the douche out anytime anyone disagrees with you.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Lou's done. He's shit the bed one too many times to justify his contract

I know, right? I mean, he was fucking horrible in the Boston series last year, where he didn't put up a single point to help his team wi-

Wait, hold on. You say he's a goaltender? You say his job is to stop pucks, not score goals? You say the whole team managed to score a whole eight goals over the course of a seven game series and if the rest of the team had been a bit less useless they might have ended up as the winners? What is this bullshit?! EndOfAnEra has a wonderful narrative of Luongo being shit and that he should feel ashamed of himself going, and you're throwing FACTS in there.

I'm not really throwing facts in there, it's opinion. I think Lou is AMAZING when he's on point, but when you give out a long term contract like that, you kind of expect him to be on point all the time. He's never been as consistent as he should be, and Schneider is a starting goalie.

Alright then. My opinion is that Roberto Luongo is a top-five goaltender in the NHL, deserves every cent he's being paid, and you're a complete idiot for thinking otherwise. Sorry bro.

I always love how you need to bring the douche out anytime anyone disagrees with you.

When the disagreement is as dumb as yours is, it's the only appropriate way to react.