Paradox games but definitely NOT GAMES OF THRONE

[Schlitzbrille]

The most powerful person in Catholic Europe is a ten year old girl. Never change CK2

[Gazz]

The most powerful person in Catholic Europe is the head of the Satanists.

[Schlitzbrille]

Just now, Gazz said:

The most powerful person in Catholic Europe is the head of the Satanists.

Wrong it's who controls the Pope

[Mick]

31 minutes ago, Karl Dandleton said:

Wrong it's who controls the Pope

 

WRONG.

 

 

 

 

[apsham]

32 minutes ago, Karl Dandleton said:

Wrong it's who controls the Pope

Who is clearly...

 

[Schlitzbrille]

12 hours ago, Karl Dandleton said:

The most powerful person in Catholic Europe is a ten year old girl. Never change CK2

She's now 43 and keeps getting more powerful.

[SeanDMan]

From reddit: How long it takes to realize you are too stupid to play Crusader Kings II

[Mick]

[Schlitzbrille]

*Rule Britannia intensifies further*

[Mick]

9 minutes ago, Karl Dandleton said:

*Rule Britannia intensifies further*

 

Oh look, a peasant uprising:

 

 

[Schlitzbrille]

On 12/15/2017 at 10:36, Mick said:

Sexbald IV: The Return of Sexbald!

Sexbald's back (but isn't going to inherit shit unless both his older sisters die first, thank you Basque mother of Uhtræd first King of England).

[Mick]

Sexbald: The Revenge?  

(we're past numbering sequels now)

[Schlitzbrille]

This timeline's Empress Hereswith was nothing compared to Francia/Britannia's from last year, only ruling a mere 13 years. Hereswith's mother Maria gets that distinction, having ascended the throne at a hair under nine years old and ruling until seventy.

[The Lusophone]

Doing the immortality quest with Matilda of Tuscany yields a goddamn incredible end result, even if you don't take immortality in the end:

Spoiler

 

[Schlitzbrille]

i've created a monster pls help.

[Gazz]

Clean up that border gore in northern France for gods sake.

[Mick]

1 hour ago, Karl Dandleton said:

i've created a monster pls help.

 

Switch to Gavelkind and do it again?  

[Schlitzbrille]

1 hour ago, Gazz said:

Clean up that border gore in northern France for gods sake.

Once threat levels get down to reasonable levels. Hilariously enough, the captial of France is in one of my counties.

[Mick]

2 minutes ago, Karl Dandleton said:

Once threat levels get down to reasonable levels. Hilariously enough, the captial of France is in one of my counties.

Oh yeah, threat  

[Schlitzbrille]

9 hours ago, Mick said:

Oh yeah, threat  

Back up because turns out the King of France was Jewish and that technically is good enough for a holy war.

This is all that's left of the Kingdom of France: