Janet Blames Bush

[Big Red Fury]

Janet Jackson Says Bush Used Her As Distraction

Singer Janet Jackson is accusing President Bush of using her breast to distract the country from the war in Iraq.

She told Genre magazine that her "wardrobe malfunction" at the Super Bowl was "the perfect vehicle" to take the country's mind off what's happening in Iraq.

Jackson is also sorry she said she was sorry for what happened. 

"You don't apologize for an accident," Jackson told Genre. "It just makes you look guilty."

Jackson also thinks it's "stupid" that the Federal Communications Commission could fine CBS for what she did.

She said commercials for beer and Viagra are more sexual. 

Edited August 26, 2004 by Jesus H. Christ

[gunnar hendershow]

It makes sense actually... how much on the war was there the week after the Super Bowl?

Though, I don't think it's as much Bush's fault as the media's fault.

[apsham]

I don't see why you'd be speechless, damshow made a good point.

[Big Red Fury]

Ok allow me to edit in bolding to the things that don't add up.

[Boulder]

If it's anyone's fault that the country was distracted, it's hers, because the odds that the "malfunction" was an accident are about the same as the odds of Rick Santorum and Nathan Lane becoming best friends.

[The Hardcore Canuck]

As much as I'd like to blame Bush for something else, this is one thing I can't. It was the media's fault for blowing it way out of proportion.

[triplexpac]

I'm very sick of hearing about Janet Jackson's boob. It's gone from publicity stunt to very very annoying ever so fast.

[Enter Blue Guy]

So the president was behind the infamous Super Bowl clothing mishap? I bet it was his fault that the Pats won the game too! Damnit! And he was the one behind the "non goal" in the NHL playoffs as well! I knew Dubya was a Tampa Bay fan! First he takes over the polictal world, now he is making his way into sports...I wouldn't doubt he had something to do about the stoppage of the MLB All-Star game last year too. What's next? Was GWB the one who shot JR? Was he the reason Ross said Rachel's name at Ross and Emily's wedding?!? Did he put Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine in jail?!? Did George W. Bush take Dharma and Greg off the air?!?!? Impeach Bush now, damnit.

I think we can single handedly blame George W. Bush for ever injustice that took place over the past 10 calender years.

Well, no, but it would be much easier that way then to except the truth.

[Hellfire]

The whole brest thing was blown seriously outta proportion. It was on for like 5 seconds and people are getting fined and shit. C'mon, hasnt anyone ever seen a titty before?

[Smeagol]

I don't think it was blown out of proportion at all. It was on CBS during a football game. Little kids watch that shit. I can only speak for myself, but I wouldn't want my kid to be exposed to that.

But I agree, it is in no way George Bush's fault.

[sahyder1]

So the president was behind the infamous Super Bowl clothing mishap? I bet it was his fault that the Pats won the game too! Damnit! And he was the one behind the "non goal" in the NHL playoffs as well! I knew Dubya was a Tampa Bay fan! First he takes over the polictal world, now he is making his way into sports...I wouldn't doubt he had something to do about the stoppage of the MLB All-Star game last year too. What's next? Was GWB the one who shot JR? Was he the reason Ross said Rachel's name at Ross and Emily's wedding?!? Did he put Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine in jail?!? Did George W. Bush take Dharma and Greg off the air?!?!? Impeach Bush now, damnit.

I think we can single handedly blame George W. Bush for ever injustice that took place over the past 10 calender years.

Well, no, but it would be much easier that way then to except the truth.

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[zero]

The Bush Administration was not responsible for Janet exposing her boob.

But they certainly took the ball and ran with it. Okay, so we had 9/11 happen and that gave us the key to any country that we said could be a threat. Also got the American public to buy into this agenda.

Then Janet Jackson shows her tit. Ooh, a double whammy. First, we can divert some attention from the War in Iraq which was declared Mission Accomplished seven months prior to the Super Bowl. And we can also now push our moral agenda on the American Public by going after Howard Stern, Bubba The Lovesponge (who I hope never gets back on the air, but that's a personal preferance), and anyone else who says something that might affect the children!

No matter how you slice it, you know Bush breathed a sigh of relief when Justin Timberlake got her naked by the end of that song.

[Ananas]

If there's blame to be layed anywhere it's with the idiots that actually called in complaints to the FCC because they saw a tit. I won't even blame the FCC, because in reality, there was a massive outcry (over 200,000 letters if I remember correctly). Maybe it's just American society, but there needs to be a change if that can become the focus of hatred and controversy while CNN can show footage of detained prisoners of war, breaking the Geneva Convention.

[SeanDMan]

I gotta find the article where Sharon Stone says she wanted to have lesbian sex in Catwoman but couldn't because of George Bush.

Funny shit.

[britneyspearsisgod]

Janet Jackson is an idiot.

"OH! BUSH USED MY BOOB TO TAKE AWAY FROM THE WAR!"

How about you don't show your boob in the first place? Anyone with half a mind would know people wouldn't exactly be over the moon to see her boob appear on the SuperBowl half-time show. Honestly... and a WARDROBE MALFUCNTION!?! Did she REALLY think that'd work. What about when she danced? If it was loose, it would have fallen off when she danced, surely not? So, if it was sturdy enough to stay on as she danced, then Justin would have had to litterally smack her tit up to make it fall off.

Malfunction my ass. The only thing that malfunctioned was her brain.

As for Bush using it... what do you expect? Anyone with little conscience would have used it to drive attention away from their war. Bashing Bush is the new craze. Get use to it folks.

Although if it gets him out of power, I won't exactly be adverse to it

Edited August 26, 2004 by britneyspearsisgod

[Clawson]

Holy shit, who actually gives a fuck about this whole wardrobe malfunction. Janet Jackson is a stupid fucking press whore.

[sahyder1]

I wouldn't exactly call this Bush bashing.....but like it's been said he had a big sigh of relief when it happened.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Janet Jackson, the censors and the complainers can piss off and die. They've pretty much ruined TV, films and the radio with the shit they've been doing.

[SeanDMan]

It did lead to "This week in unesscessary censorship", which was pretty hillarious.

[Guest Bluesman]

Someone could also make the claim that Janet flashed her titty to divert attention from Michael's child molestation problems. Or they could make the claim she did it to hype up her upcoming cd.