EWBFF Ron Dayne League

[HC]

B, remind me to punch you in the face for nabbing Vereen(my draft pick!) off waivers the week before I was going to do it.

[TCO]

If Rodgers is back next week, I have a pretty tough decision to make going into the playoffs. Rainey and Clay lighting it up today didn't make selection issues any easier either. Gah too many choices!

[Berober]

B, remind me to punch you in the face for nabbing Vereen(my draft pick!) off waivers the week before I was going to do it.

Haha, well if I make it into the playoffs, you may end up hating me even more

Also, that reminded me, I only have 4 of my original drafted players on my team. I've done pretty well with waivers this year.

[HC]

The Good News: I just punched my playoff ticket!

The Bad News: I lost Gronk.

Now here's where things get interesting. Berober is in a tight one with Dan w/ Cam vs Graham left. Adam is down almost 40 to DYSI, but has Mccown and Forte left against DYSI's kicker. If Berober loses and Adam wins, then B, who has a ridiculously stacked team, will actually miss the playoffs.

[Berober]

In addition, I can just win if Jimmy Graham (with Gronk down, that trade looks even better, sorry HeadCheese ) gets 3.3 more points than Cam Newton.

Exciting times.

[HC]

Julius Thomas is still a very good TE option, but yeah, fuck that trade. More reason to root for Dan!!!

And Forbes, sorry to ruin your winning streak. On the bright side, you lived up to your team name.

[Berober]

There we are then. Playoffs!

It should be:

HeadCheese vsTCO

Me vs DMarrio

Bring it!

[snowbird]

My season ended exactly the way it probably should've.

Oh well, at least I have me vs. munky in the mythical Sub-Consolation Championship to focus on.

[DavidMarrio]

We may have been voted worst team name at the start of the season but hey we've shitfucked our way to the playoffs baby woooooooo!!!!

[DYSI]

McCown and Forte almost beat me by themselves. :x

[HC]

Losing Gronk is like a double punch to.the nuts, since it's more than likely going to damage Brady's value as well. Cruz Control is probably gonna lay the SmackDown on me.

Also, the headline for my fantasy recap against Forbes:

"JOB Squad Spanks HeadCheese's Bitches, Remains Undefeated Against Them."

Sounds kinky.

[TCO]

Wow big time choke from my guys today. I'll be lucky to break 80 points!

Also fuck Jay Cutler and his obsession with throwing towards to Brandon Marshall. We want McCown and Jeffery back!

[Berober]

Man, you must be hating Jamaal Charles right now for making your game interesting TCO

[HC]

JC, I worship you my savior.

Not enough to comp for the rest of my squad sucking eggs, though. Chiefs will probably pull him soon.

[TCO]

Yeah my team kinda took off towards the end but you can't account for somebody getting 4 first half TDs anf being on pace for 80 points on his own. Only chance I have is if they pull him.

[HC]

Dude you're still gonna win with Murray. Relax

My only regret is that JC will probably be drafted before I can scoop him next year.

[TCO]

Seriously, who the fuck knows how many points Charles will have at the end of this game!

[HC]

They pulled him in the 3rd last week. He may not play after halftime today, fortunately for you my friend.

[TCO]

Even with a 50 point lead heading into the Bengals game I wouldn't be confident. With the PPR rules, a few big plays to AJ Green will kill me!

[HC]

I just can't get excited without my boy Gronk. Even if I pulled the miracle of all miracles today, I wouldn't win next week. I need you to wipe out Berober so I can take solace that he didn't win with 3 of my former players.