The 2014 EWB Fantasy Baseball League

[Your Mom]

I would have thought my beatdown of Maxx would have moved me up more

[Lowerdeck]

I'm lucky to have stayed up top, considering that pathetic effort last week.

[thatshortguy]

I was one Denard Span steal or run away from beating the #1 team in the league. I'll take a tie, though. It seems to be what I do.

Playoffs are three weeks away. 1-5 will likely be some combination of Busch, Srar, LD, HC (!), & Berober. LNK, Niner, and myself are 1.5 games of one another for the sixth and final spot, though I suspect LNK will hold down that spot this week regardless of how the match between Niner & I goes.

[MalaCloudy Black]

things I'm still doing: sucking

[thatshortguy]

things I'm still doing: sucking

You'll still be in the Consolation Playoffs regardless of spot.

[Berober]

God damn it Reyes, your game went for 19 innings. You couldn't have stolen a base and given me the outright lead?

[Your Mom]

Cloudy since we are good Cub loving friends I think it would only be right for you to pull your starters and give me the 12-0 win

[HC]

Srar's scared because my squad is breathing down her neck in the standings.

[Berober]

Holy multiple positions Brock Holt!

1B, 3B, SS, LF, CF, RF

\o/

[Lowerdeck]

I'm pretty sure the only things he hasn't done yet are pitch and catch, and I wouldn't be surprised if either of those happen.

[thatshortguy]

It was so great to have Allen Craig last year. He was producing and could do corner outfield as well corner infield. To a lesser extent, guys like Emil Bonifacio, Danny Santana and Alexei Amarista have been like that. Really gives you peace of mind when someone's slumping.

[Berober]

First Place!

Looks like the final playoff spot is between Midget and LNK too...

[thatshortguy]

Yeppers. Managed a big win over Niner's DL-infested starting lineup (we're going roto next year) and now have a chance to even catch 5th place if I can somehow do the same against HC.

That said, I have Maxx next week and LNK has Cloudy. So it'll take a serious beating from HC to me or Srar to LNK to keep this from going down to the wire.

[MalaCloudy Black]

[thatshortguy]

C'mon, Cloudy! Take out LNK and you'll have my undying love! YOU'VE GOT TIME!

EAT

SLEEP

BUILD UP YOUR ROSTER

REPEAT

JUST ONCE

NEXT WEEK, PREFERABLY

[Your Mom]

Thanks Cloudy those Cubs tickets are in the mail

[HC]

Haven't paid attention or set my roster in 2 or 3 weeks, but it looks like I'm sneaking in the playoffs with the 6th seed. Time to make a run!

[Berober]

Uuugh, Niner held me to a 6-5 win and I tie for 2nd and drop down to 3rd.

Guess I'll vent my frustrations by beating Midget this week...

[thatshortguy]

Uuugh, Niner held me to a 6-5 win and I tie for 2nd and drop down to 3rd.

Guess I'll vent my frustrations by beating Midget this week...

Bring it! We've each won a series against one another, so let this be our final battle!

Also, I couldn't gain enough ground on HC, so he got 5th and I got 6th. Though Srar sneaks into the top spot as the playoffs start. A BEAUTIFUL STRAWPENNY TO THE ONE WHOM DETHRONES HER!

[HC]

Why the hell are Maxx and Pepsi playing? Did you schedule a Toilet Bowl game?

Oh wait, consolation bracket. I see now.