The 2014 EWB Fantasy Baseball League

[Berober]

Yes Yahoo, I am aware I put Kershaw in my starting roster today. Please update your DL tags...

[Your Mom]

Check your lineup every day guys. I did mine on Monday and it said Ventura was starting Friday so I had him on the bench and it changed and he pitched today

[9 to 5]

Oh I do, for better or worse.

[HC]

Rosenthal's been looking shaky lately so I went ahead and grabbed Jason Motte figuring he'll have a decent shot at getting his old closer role back eventually. Hopefully my plan works and Lowerdeck is left without his best closer.

*EVIL CACKLING*

[HC]

Also, how shit is my luck? My top three picks (Trout, Votto, Bumgarner) all elite players have gotten off to the most medicore starts of their respective careers. Boo, hiss!

[Maxx]

I'll take Trout off your hands,he's probably going to regress even further.

[Berober]

Oh no HC, it's not like you've been dealing with at least 3 DL'd players at any time

[Lowerdeck]

Srar beat me again

[HC]

I may lose every week, but I've beaten the resident Cubs fans Cloudy and Srar, and those victories alone are sweet enough.

[thatshortguy]

I may lose every week, but I've beaten the resident Cubs fans Cloudy and Srar, and those victories alone are sweet enough.

You're actually not last right now! You're ahead of PT.

[HC]

I may lose every week, but I've beaten the resident Cubs fans Cloudy and Srar, and those victories alone are sweet enough.

You're actually not last right now! You're ahead of PT.

We're playing one another this week as well. It's like worst-of-the-worst type battle.

[MalaCloudy Black]

So, LNK's trying to get me to trade Ian Kinsler for Homer Bailey. Is it worth it? I'm pretty tempted to keep Kinsler right now.

[HC]

So, LNK's trying to get me to trade Ian Kinsler for Homer Bailey. Is it worth it? I'm pretty tempted to keep Kinsler right now.

Wouldn't do it. He gave me a similar offer for Jose Altuve and I had to say no. SP is deep right now and Bailey is struggling, and even at his best he's a 3.5 ERA type guy. Plus, Kinsler is pretty good right now. If you need a starter all mine are on the block except for Greinke.

[Maxx]

I straight up released Homer Bailey in my money league.

[thatshortguy]

Yeah, LNK's shopping Bailey around. Can't blame him, there's some potential that Bailey could come around, but I wouldn't take the chance, personally.

He did wisely offer Baily for Matt Carpenter. I wouldn't be opposed to giving up Carpenter for a decent replacement.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Does anyone want Jacoby Ellsbury? I'm looking for a 3B or a 1B. Or whatever anyone will offer for Ellsbury, anyway.

[HC]

Berober's new name(Keuchel Buyer's Club) has inspired me to change mine as well(Magic Mike Trouts).

Everyone should switch to Matthew Mcconaughey inspired names!

Tulowitzki For the Money, for example.

[Maxx]

No, my name is perfect.

[Your Mom]

Midget can name his team after that Midget movie he made. They will have something in common.

They are both awful!

[HC]

Srar can be Srarhara

Busch can simply add "A Time" to his name (A Time to Kill Marlonbyrd)

Cloudy to be simply Mud because Arkansas.

Killer Joe Mauers for whoever the hell owns Joe Mauer.