The 2014 EWB Fantasy Baseball League

[gunnar hendershow]

They don't know if Braun's thumb is something they can fix. If it's not that's basically it, guys can't come back from nerve damage and be as productive.

Me trading Ryan Braun for Wil Myers, Martin Prado, and others in my keeper league last year looks pretty incredible in hindsight.

[Twist]

My pitching staff have been boss so far this week. Thank God. Soooo, who wants to trade for Braun? Anybody?! Please?

[HC]

Ugh....was hoping to steal Casey Janssen off waivers and Maxx blows his wad to get him. Bastard.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Oh hey look who's in last!

[HC]

It's only been one week, Cloudo. It's a LONG season.

[Maxx]

Ugh....was hoping to steal Casey Janssen off waivers and Maxx blows his wad to get him. Bastard.

This is a league for high rollers, get to steppin' short stack.

[HC]

Ugh....was hoping to steal Casey Janssen off waivers and Maxx blows his wad to get him. Bastard.

This is a league for high rollers, get to steppin' short stack.

I SWEAR IF THAT'S A HEIGHT JOKE MAXX YOU ARE GOING DOWN SIR. :angry: :angry: :angry: ......

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[Your Mom]

Damn I need to check this more often. I missed Bonafacio! I would have paid like $40!

[thatshortguy]

Damn I need to check this more often. I missed Bonafacio! I would have paid like $40!

To be fair, he fell off briefly before HC nabbed 'im.

If you really want someone for utility, I'd be open to trading Kelly Johnson.

[HC]

Damn I need to check this more often. I missed Bonafacio! I would have paid like $40!

And I thought I was overbidding with $23! I really needed his flexibility.

Cheap plug: If anyone is interested in trading for stuff in general, I will always listen to an offer for anyone not named Mike Trout. My team cannot buy a win at the moment.

Right now, I think Berober and I are the only non trade-phobes.

[HC]

Props to LNK for actually drafting Melancon.He's taking Pitts closer role w/ Grilli out and looking shitty. I scrambled to add him only to see he was actually drafted.

As an aside, I bet Berober is regretting giving me Axford right now.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I still find it hilarious that you have a pretty loaded team and are still in dead last.

[HC]

I still find it hilarious that you have a pretty loaded team and are still in dead last.

I know! I feel like I've done everything right. My roster is really good. I just can't fucking win.

[Berober]

In case you're counting, that makes 5 people I've had on the DL so far...

FOR. FUCK'S. SAKE.

[9 to 5]

Have you called up Darren Anderton yet?

[MalaCloudy Black]

Man, I am having an awful week this week. 0-9 right now.

[HC]

Man, I am having an awful week this week. 0-9 right now.

I have absolutely zero sympathy for you or your Curmudgeons.

[thatshortguy]

To be fair, nobody is doing outright terrible thus far. First place to last is 10.5 games and I'm likely to get beat by Deck to the tune of something like 142-1, so there's that.

Willing to package Kelly Johnson, Seth Smith or Victorino for some 3B help.

[Lowerdeck]

11-0

Watch the throne, cause I'm gonna take it now.

[HC]

Did I mention I'm tired of fucking losing? Because I'm tired of losing. Seems like I run into the hot team of the week every week. I'm like the MTForbes of this league right now.

My underperforming starters don't help, though.