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That is fantastic. How the hell didn't they notice that?

That's probably an understatement. Always Sunny is fucking awesome.

Big tits.

Maybe you should give the guy a couple starts in the actual, you know, regular season before you throw him under the bus? I don't think the guy is good either, I actually think that Alex Smith could be a good QB if they ever gave him a steady Offensive Coordinator, but who thought that Kurt Warner or Jake Delhomme would ever be solid starters in the NFL?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug. And it looks like the Cowboys playoffs hopes look even brighter, as rumor has it Joe Horn might be rollin' into Big D soon.

I want to have your babies.

I liked basically the whole 'White Pony' album from Deftones but barely any other songs from their other albums. .. Is it wrong that I have no idea who or what Muse is?

Halloween is gonna be even worse than I thought. >_<

My buddies were talking about that the other day, there are gonna be so many Jokers this Halloween that I won't dare go into a bar. The amount of preppy douchebags that will be dressed as Joker is going to be enough for me to want to gouge my eyes out. Oh and when I went to Mayhem Fest on Friday, my buddy's girlfriend was backstage and saw that Corey Taylor (Slipknot, Stone Sour) just got a tattoo of Heath Joker on his arm.

A few days ago I drafted my best Fantasy team in the past few years, IMO. Didn't hurt to have the first pick for maybe the first time in four years either. QBs: Ben Roethlisberger, Jay Cutler RBs: LaDainian Tomlinson, Brandon Jacobs, Fred Taylor, Deuce McAllister WRs: Larry Fitzgerald, Roy Williams, Laveraneus Coles, Santana Moss TEs: Vernon Davis, Benjamin Watson K: Rob Bironas DEFs: Chicago Bears, Arizona Cardinals

Spoiler: Click here to viewI doubt he'll still be around Beijing. He's got to starting training for London you know! That being said... Michael Phucking Phelps! You want history accomplished, get a Michigan man to do the job. AmericaMichael Phelps, FUCK YEAH! Spoiler: Click here to view.. Phelps is from Maryland. And he is simply a fucking beast. I doubt anyone else will ever come close to 8 Gold Medals in an Olympics. Spoiler: Click here to viewYou do know the previous record was 7? So of course it's possible someone will get close (as they have), and people will get up there, if not get more, in the future. Spoiler: Click here to viewYes, I do and it was set 36 years ago. Phelps dominated this Olympics and is an athletic and genetric freak of nature. I doubt anyone will even come close to getting 8 in a single Olympics in the next 36 years, if ever. It's incredibly hard to win eight events in a span of eight days like Phelps did.

Spoiler: Click here to viewI doubt he'll still be around Beijing. He's got to starting training for London you know! That being said... Michael Phucking Phelps! You want history accomplished, get a Michigan man to do the job. AmericaMichael Phelps, FUCK YEAH! Spoiler: Click here to view.. Phelps is from Maryland. And he is simply a fucking beast. I doubt anyone else will ever come close to 8 Gold Medals in an Olympics.

Pfft, they should make The Riddler the villain just from the sheer greatness of the poster.

That is fucking bad ass.

Women's Gymnastic All Around Spoiler: Click here to viewNastia grabs the gold, Shawn gets the Silver and Yilin gets the Bronze. Great results there at the end from Nastia & Shawn as they pull out the 1-2 punch even when it looked like the judging was favoring Yilin early on.

Spoiler: Click here to viewThis is the first judged event I've seen where some/a lot of the scores have appeared to be disputable. Nastia should probably be winning right now, and Shawn should be no worse than 3rd, but that's simply not the case. If no one screws up or falls, Yilin's going to win the gold which would be a joke. Spoiler: Click here to viewYiilin gets another undeserved score there, when it should have been much lower.. and Nastia did a solid beam there, she has to get a great score there. Definitely better than Yuilin and the others. There we go 16.125, she definitely deserved that. Floor: Yilin gets a 15.00 and it opens the door for Nastia & Shawn to finish 1-2 as long as they don't mess up badly. Nastia just had a great floor there, she's guaranteed a Silver at least with that 15.525. They're saying that Nastia is the Gold Medalist because Shawn's start value isn't high enough and she needs a 15.045 to get the Silver.

Women's Gymnastics All Around Spoiler: Click here to viewUneven Bars: Looks like the fix is in. I thought Semanova's routine on the uneven bars was way better than that Chinese girl (Yilan or something) and more difficult. Also Luikin and Johnson got lower scores than they should have. These scoring discrepancies are bad, they're not overly ridiculous but they're still bad. Beam: And the other Chinese girl had the same amount of deductions as Shawn Johnson and she had like 4-5 balance checks including when she got on the beam, when Johnson only had one balance check.

Holy fuck, Dawkins.. save those hits for the regular season. I know it's the preseason but Dawkins just nailed the fuck out of Muhammed on that possible touchdown.. and it's overturned because the ball hit the ground.

You can't really believe the Pats are going to totally miss the playoffs, can you? I loathe the Cowboys but I'm not gonna deny their talent.

That was clearly the second best part of the script.. "Shes the hottest woman in the world but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world" (Y)

Be expecting my call on February 9th, 2020. And at least our starting QB has been to a Super Bowl.. even though he choked, he's been there!

.. yeah, cause adding the best coverage D-Back in the league isn't an improvement. And this thread shows exactly why Eagles fans hate Cowboys fans much more than Giants fans. Call me when your team gets out of the first round of the playoffs, it's only been about ten years. As for predictions for the season, I'm thinking this: AFC East: New England AFC North: Pittsburgh AFC South: Indianapolis AFC West: San Diego Wildcards: New York Jets, Jacksonville NFC East: Philadelphia NFC North: Minnesota NFC South: New Orleans NFC West: Seattle Wildcards: Dallas, New York Giants