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  1. Tkasto

    What Sitcom would you guys recommend me to watch? 

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      I'll triple up GoGo's comment. 

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  2. MDK

    So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      I could never be your woman. 

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  3. OctoberRaven

     If Brian Kendrick comes out with a pot belly pig, does he become The Man With A Ham?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      If he starts selling peaches on the side of the road then he's the Man with a Fruit Stand. 

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  4. TheSqauredCircleMessiah

    The touchpad on my new ASUS laptop is annoyingly sensitive. Can anyone help with this?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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  5. Schlitzbrille

    Of course Walmart gives me the option to buy 25 pounds of Reese's Pieces. USA! USA! USA!

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Only 25 pounds? That's Canadian, at best.

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  6. Gorka

    Tipper Gore was a friend of mine.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Jooooy to the world

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  7. Not Henry Cavill

    Motherfucker! Are you out of your damn mind?!?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Blade, Indeed.

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  8. kliq

    Some of you should pay your invoices when they generate instead of moaning >_>

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      I got my invoice, it is now paid... everything is awesome!

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  9. =BK=

    I haven't even seen Daredevil yet and I'm already kinda getting sick of it. I can't escape talk of it on Reddit, Facebook or youtube.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Definitely Kingpin.

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  10. Not Henry Cavill

    Wanna buy an 'E'?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      An e-fed? Is that like a role play for wrestling?

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  11. Not Henry Cavill

    Wanna buy an 'E'?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Shhhhh!

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  12. Noah

    I am not some starry-eyed waif, here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      That's what the last waitress said.

  13. MalaCloudy Black

    'cause we got a little convoy, rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a little convoy - ain't she a beautiful sight?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Pig Pen, what's your twnety? Omaha?! Well, they oughta know what to do with those hogs out there. Keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. This here is Rubber Duck on the side, we gone, bye-bye.

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  14. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

    I don't know about you, but Undertaker's feeling 22... but who will he face?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      He should definitely face Carlito.

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  15. Not Henry Cavill

    He's King Midas in Reverse.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Actually, he's just leaving his driveway...

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  16. Sousa

    Really, though, Sabu has committed very little genocide.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      You think maybe Sabu has committed suicide but survived like that Tommy Demon kid?

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  17. CobraKaiEnTai

    After 2 weeks with no TV and no internet (thanks Comcast), I'm back EWB!

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      According to Federal Law, probably the phone company.

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  18. Sousa

    I'm holding out hope that someday, EWB will get an actual trout mask instead of just a replica.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Aren't we all?

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  19. Cymbols

    Question for y'all. What do you call a piece of writing that's longer than a paragraph but shorter than an essay?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      George.

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  20. Tyrone

    Dusting out WWF Attitude..time for some wicked customization, awful graphics and Brian not being Jerry's kid

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      PLAY-ER ONE!

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  21. TEOL

    I think it's fair to say that Cool Runnings is probably the greatest film ever made.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Yeah, mon.

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  22. Gazz

    This status is automatically better than the previous two simply because I wrote it and I am a living god around here.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      You're not wrong.

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  23. Liam

    RIP Jim Morrison

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      He can't RIP if you people keep bugging him.

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  24. Fait Accompli

    Dear Nancy Grace, stop trying to get the phrase "tot mom" over. It's not cute; you're trying too hard.

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Is this a woman who gave birth to tater tots?

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  25. TheBiggam

    1.7 posts per day? explain this .7!

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Poor Horatio.

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