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  1. Where the hell is the woot emoticon :( 

  2. Where the hell is the woot emoticon :( 

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      ... oh great, the one person I can't get mad at mocks me :( 

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  3. Benkid we wish you well in your future endeavors

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      @EWB Creative you could at least tag me for important stuff like this! :@ 

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  4. Hey, you guys better freaking tag me every time you mention me :angry:

  5. Just a reminder that this is your new WWE World Heavyweight Champion (oh, and your Intercontential Champion as well):

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      The ending with Rollins and Bryan is amazing.

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  6. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope none of you got left home alone, weren't visited by 3 ghosts during the night, didn't knock Santa Claus off your roof so you have to become the new Santa, that you all live on 34th street so you can experience a miracle, and everybody gets their Turbo Man action figures and Red Ryder B.B. Guns and has a wonderful life. Just don't feed any furry creatures after midnight and enjoy your Christmas Vacation.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      I just had TO serenade Marjorie Reynolds with White Christmas, which I pretended I had written.

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  7. I googled Maradonna when I first became a cocaine fan.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Why, brench? Don't push yourself into GhostMachine territory :(

  8. For those missing Rabbitman, he's currently off in the orbit celebrating. He may be gone a while.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Fuuuuuuuck Perfect Strangers. Leave the memories alove, Ego :'(

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  9. Back in the 90's, I was on a very famous TV show...

  10. So, any bets on who fusionfx/fxhd will show up as next?

  11. Hey guys, come on in and play some mafia. I'll make you a cop, a doctor, a day and night killer and a beloved princess all in one, I promise.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      @brenchill: Oof, that's a hard task. This will probably explain it a lot better than I could:

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  12. Nice to be back. Lot has changed for me. Divorced, remarried, moved (a few miles anyway)...Just now got internet back after way too long without. So, what's up?

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Looks like everybody else also went to Bigsheep's profile to find out who he is.

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  13. Anyone have any suggestions of good things to do in Minneapolis? I am here for one more night and things seem to be tipping towards strip club by default.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Seriously, how the fuck does GRIFT have such a cool life? Even by accident cool shit happens to him.

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  14. Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      I'll send a dollar for a HeadCheese lapdance. Eternal happiness is overrated.

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  15. Ordered a set of all five Song of Ice and Fire books. I think I'll still have trouble keeping track of stuff despite watching the show.

  16. Pat Patterson in homosexual SHOCKER! News at 11.

  17. I am in the pube with the holiday monkey.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      That's a pretty small monkey.

  18. Yeah here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line

  19. Benkid your vote didn't count because Max Baer smells funny.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      This is a stab in the back, straight to the heart.

  20. Cast your bets on the next wrestler to get the serious parody treatment.

  21. I'm no longer a Donator, but this is Like Thread worthy: Meaconette gave birth to our second baby girl yesterday morning. Both mommy and baby are happy and healthy. :)

  22. Just so y'all know, Ego's the bestest.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      You stay up till 2 something in the morning simulating a boxing card for me and then we'll talk.

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