GRIFT
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The only Libyans I'm interested in seeing be brought to justice are the savages who gunned down Doctor Emmett Brown. NEVER FORGET.
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I am going on a 3-5 month road trip throughout the United States with one of my oldest friends. After December, if you see someone who looks like me hollerin' at a bouncer in your home town, it probably is me.
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Was Fabulous Moolah ever young? Even the oldest footage of her looks like a leather faced harpy from hell.
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I'd switch banks today if one of them offered complimentary urinals directly under their ATMs.
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Alright Mr. Open Mic, my age old nemesis, I'll make a real peachy deal with you. You can keep coming round here and playing your 5 song Neil Young tribute sets while I try to get caught up on databasing, but only if I get to take you for a walk down Fist Fight Alley by way of Pain Street afterwards. Seriously, would you know what key you were supposed to be in if it were painted on the bare chest of a vagrant who was paid to bum rush the stage and shiv you in the belly? Guess we'll se...
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Guess we'll see based on if Mr. Bojangles really wants that meal I offered him.
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If someone kept playing Neil Young songs while I worked, I'd be pissed off too.
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I like Neil Young as much as the next guy, but this guy is fucking terrible. It is like a deaf person is covering Neil Young after having the songs described to him by an ASL student who was in the throws of an opium based fever dream.
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Yikes, definitely just caught my house mate watching me comb my hair without a shirt on in the bathroom. The give away? His heavy breathing. If I don't make it to work tomorrow someone check to make sure he hasn't made me into a skin suit.
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We all have our crosses to bear-- mine just happens to be being manlier than the brawny man in a chainsaw juggling contest.
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I wish I was half the man you are!
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HE'S A MAAAAAAAAAN
SUCH A MAAAAAAAAAN
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Well, wont you lend your lungs to me?
Mine are collapsing
Plant my feet and bitterly breathe
Up the time thats passing.
Breath Ill take and breath Ill give
Pray the day aint poison
Stand among the ones that live
In lonely indecision.
K, I'm gonna go ahead and leave now. 
