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MalaCloudy Black

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  1. Wanna try some caucasian
    meat
    for your birthday

    1. caucasianheat

      caucasianheat

      What, like steak tartare?

  2. What have I become now that I've betrayed everyone I've ever loved and pushed them all away? :o

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      *checks notes*

      The least popular, but possibly second-most famous, of the 12 apostles.

  3. What's the difference between me and you? I suck, you rule.

    SHIT WAIT

  4. When she gets what she wants, she puts the rest on a tray in a ziploc bag.. in the freezer.

  5. Why men great 'til they gotta be great?

  6. Why you got your couch on my Chucks, motherfucker?

  7. Why you got your couch on my Chucks, motherfucker?

  8. Wild to think that NASCAR, a pastime born from bootlegging and running from the cops, is almost unanimously embraced by the same kind of people who wear "I Back The Blue" t-shirts

  9. WRESTLEMANIA SPOILER: wrestling happens

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      With this company?

  10. You aight man?

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    2. Maxx
    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Don't do it, Maxx. He's bigger than you!

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Aww he was one of the few people on this board that actually liked me. :(

  11. You fight like a dairy farmer.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You fight like a darmer fairy!

    3. Pizza

      Pizza

      Appropriate cow how like fight a you.

    4. stokeriño
  12. You want the good life, you break your back.

  13. You were FUCKING Tessa Campinelli?

  14. Your love for me has got to be real.

  15. I wish I had 'Ye's vision, El's rhymes, and a flow like Mike.

  16. SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE SILVER DOLLAR
    AND SHE RULES THIS SM-OKY KINGDOM
    AND HER SCEPTER IS A WINE GLASS
    AND A BARSTOOL IS HER THROOONE

    1. GRIFT

      GRIFT

      AND THE JESTERS THEY FLOCK AROUND HER
      AND THEY FIGHT TO WIN HER FAVORS
      AND SEE WHICH ONE WILL TAKE THE QUEEN
      OF THE SILVER DOLLAR
      HOME.
      *Triumphant horns and hollering*

  17. TWENTY EEEEEYES IN MY HEAD

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      they're all the same

    2. K

      K

      How many things can you see at a time?

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