Taxation is Theft

And I don't even like the Bulls.

Yes, if you watch it in a mirror.

Who's Gonna Win Daytona? A 12 Step solution to all of your '500 questions. 40 cars this year. I will make a statement and eliminate the driver(s) that it applies to. 1. No non-chartered teams. Goodbye DJ Kennington, Corey LaJoie, Brendan Gaughan, Elliott Sadler 2. No rookie has won since 2011. Goodbye Ty Dillon, Daniel Suarez, Erik Jones 3. No "non-parent" team. Goodbye Cole Whitt, David Ragan, Michael McDowell, Matt DiBenedetto, Landon Cassill, Joey Gase, Michael Waltrip, Jeffery Earnhardt, Chris Buescher, AJ Allmendinger, Ryan Blaney, Martin Truex, Aric Almirola There is half the field. Lets keep going. 4. Know what a dying team looks like? Check out Roush Fenway. Ooh! Richard Childress Racing, too. Goodbye Trevor Bayne, Ricky Stenhouse, Austin Dillon, Ryan Newman, Paul Menard 5. Nobody I like because fuck you Steve. Goodbye Kevin Harvick, Clint Bowyer, Brad Keselowski, Kyle Busch 6. Nobody without SOME KIND of story going on, media fabricated or otherwise. Goodbye Matt Kenseth, Joey Logano, Kyle Larson, Kasey Kahne 7. Danica Patrick. She is Danica Patrick. Goodbye Danica Patrick (holy shit. how did she last this long?) Six left. I can go case by case from here. 8. Stewart-Hass has switched to Ford this season. They have been quick all week, but to win the first race of the year in an entirely brand new to you car is a bit of a stretch. Even with the series' title sponsor on the car. Goodbye Kurt Busch 9. The story of Dale Earnhardt Jr. winning in his first race back from a serious concussion would be far too good and NASCAR only fixes qualifying which leads me to Chase Elliot. NASCAR's golden boy. He inherited Jeff Gordon's car. Family lineage almost as deep as Jr's. Good kid with a bright future. However, he has been shoved so far down the fans' throats that we have shat out NASCAR's undigested arm. Again, the story is too perfect. Goodbye Jr. and Chase 10. Nobody has won consecutive 500's since Sterling Marlin in 1994 and 1995. That shoudn't change on Sunday. Plus, fuck that guy. Goodbye Denny Hamlin 11. Jamie McMurray. Bad fast all week, crazy aggressive in his qualifying race. He either will win the whole thing or pull the pin on a massive crash. I'm leaning towards the latter. 12.

I know that Tyrell has "continued" but they were at one time a solid front runner. Before BAR bought them out their results steadily declined though. Could that sane fate be waiting for McLaren is what I meant.

So McLaren goes from looking a bit like the silver arrows to a bit like Arrows. I'm a little too young to remember but is this what it was like watching Tyrell slowly fade away?

And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

NASCAR: The Chase, the anointment of Chase Elliot, and phantom cautions. Also, Joey Logano. NFL: Steeler fans.

Updates on the update?

Fair enough. Your scenario, your call. I went through the workers aged 56 and over and came up with this list via cagematch and wikipedia.

Comedy Central (bits on Tosh don't count) ESPN hasn't aired wrestling since GWF in.. 1992? ESPN 2 has never aired new, first run wrestling HBO never aired it? Showtime never aired it? TBS 2001. TNT ^^^^ vh1 MAYBE they ran Hogan's celebrity wrestling dealie? If we need to keep them, ok. I notice that some of the owners are British promoters. Keeping with that, maybe change them to British networks?

Yall's mileage may vary on all of the following: I would wipe Altar Egos. "Alter-egos allow you to keep track of former gimmicks, and also alternate spellings of names." -Adam Ryland Thats what the notepad is for, IMO.