Taxation is Theft

I think that guys like Edge, Christian, D-Bry etc should have their physical stats gimped. If a guy has retired because he can never bump again, why keep him in shape to work a match?

If only Ryan Newman had won the championship last year. This chase format is designed to help eliminate what he almost did.

Going through that pissing contest on page one gave me the chortles. Anyway, I'm actually on board with lowering flair's charisma. I can't remember a truly great promo other than that worked shoot on carlito since WCW. How's.....88 sound?

Why?

MFW EWB thinks nascar ends with Daytona. After last week I have a new found hatred for Kurt Busch. Blaney was running at or near the front almost all day only to get jobbed with 4 to go. Total bullshit.

I can get stats for everyone on the PWO roster who isnt already in the game and keep it updated to an almost sickening extent.

was this the track that was just one big circle basically? Whatever that track was I loved it because it was so different. lol. If you look at the track, there are defined straightaways. However, when you watch the cars go around the track, it does look like a big circle. Buddy Baker called it once while announcing a race from there. They arent straights. Theyre turns three and six. @Slogger: Good looking out. That was the race Mark Martin pulled into the pits a lap early or something. So I guess Stewart won the Nationwide race. Didnt see a second of it. Anything good happen?

Hickory is in North Carolina. Its .363 miles. (smaller than Bristol) Busch raced there until 1998 or so.

>good Canadian tennis player >only 20 >glaring holes in his game >good >holes in his game wat?

Your second paragraph was the answer to your first. NASCAR is boring today because the drivers, just like the tracks are all the same. If you put a Johnson quote against a Logano quote against a Kenseth quote, would any of us be able to tell the difference? No. Why? Because personalities scare sponsors. Which leads me to.... You bitch about a lack of personality yet hate the Busch boys? If wrestling taught us anything, its that a strong heel can sell tickets on the hope that someone will punk his ass out. NASCAR was missing that for years. They needed someone that the fanbase could collectively say "I hate that guy enough to pay to watch someone put his ass in the wall." about. Kurt can be that polarizing guy at times but Kyle Busch is the one. Hell, I'm a huge fan of his and theres times id love to see him get his. Lastly, I agree and disagree with your stance on road course events. There should be more, not less. The Nationwide series runs on Circuit Gilles Villeneuve in Montreal. They go to Road America. They ran in Mexico someplace. Move those tracks up to the cup level. However, I do agree about Infineon. Fuck that place. Daytona, Charlotte, Bristol, Darlington, Talladega, and Richmond should have two dates each. Every other track should only get one. Also, bring back North Wilkesboro, Hickory, and Rockingham. @jaywhyte: 1992. Going into Atlanta, Kulwicki, Elliot, Davey Allison, Kyle Petty, and Harry Gant all had a shot at leaving with the championship. If not for Ernie Irvan, Allison probably would have won the whole thing. @naiwf and Slogger: I think David Green won a Busch title in 1994 without winning a race.

Not sure how well this will fly here but lets give it a go.. After the #23 car of Kurie Busurray won the Bud Shootout, a mess of changes have been made to the cars air intakes. What does this mean for the qualifying races Thursday and the Daytona 500 on Sunday? Your guess is as good as mine. Discuss!

Not so fast on this one. Was it ever stated that Matt is joining Jeff?

Yrs. It is just you. Look in CHIKARA for Gargano and Gerard. King is in ROH.

Wheres Ron Artest when you actually want him to beat a fan?

Boone and Fontaine are both Pro Wrestling Ohio guys. Here are some rough stats. name Benjamin Boone, short big bear age 25 month ?? american $4k brawl 53 tech 11 fly 13 over 11 charisma 54 stiff 59 selling 45 heel gimmick monster tick menacing name Marion Fontaine, short megastar age 26 month october american $4k brawl 31 tech 46 fly 19 over 8 charisma 63 stiff 31 selling 58 heel gimmick obnoxious (im going by what hes doing in PWO. might be a face in hybrid) http://www.myspace.com/megastarmarion/ pick a pic

I was very impressed with all of you until I got to DMN. For shame.. Anyway, here ya go: 1. George Carlin 2. Mitch Hedberg 3. Eddie Murphy 4. Richard Pryor 5. Dimitri Martin 6. Louis CK 7. Dave Chapelle 8. Jim Gaffigan 9. Daniel Tosh 10. Brian Regan Also, if comic troupes count, throw in UCB. EDIT: replaced #10

If this is really the case, I nominate Pro Wrestling Ohio to be added to the data. I can give you stats on the full roster, event names, champions, the works. Also, if it hasnt been done already, make JT Lightning a non-wrestler. He announced his retirement via the CAPW facebook page.