Mick

I FOUND A MIRROR UNDER THE TABLE . 

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man, is called a disgrace. That TWO, are called a law firm, and THREE or more make up a Congress.

I have the greatest idea for a movie: ROBOMOUNTIE.

I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up, so you better drive, brother.

I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the handguns but the rifles you can take right now. You can't do that.

I paid nothing for WrestleMania and all I got was this lousy Recent Status Update.

I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe...

I think it's time to blow this thing, get everybody and their stuff together. Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's jam.

I wish I could tell you that Griff fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the future ain't no fairy tale world. 

I-I am not grease!

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, if a man kills another man in the heat of battle, it's called heroic? Yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda

I'm a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk.

I'm Idaho.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

I'm not wearing any pants.

I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried alive.

I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls, dododododo, Here they are, all sitting in a bunch, doo doo doo, One star, two star, All as big as my head! I give them a toss, A planet across, That's how Vegeta wins, bye-bye!

I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty so hurry up, and bring your juke box money!

I've just had an apostrophe.

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bl...

If anybody sees my mind, let me know. I've lost it

If I can't work late, I CAN'T WORK LATE!

If someone asked you to pop a zit on their back, how willing would you be to do it?