Josh

UP AND AT THEM!

Leave the bronx!

Everyone please have bad luck tomorrow. I have a job interview, so I need plenty of luck and I can't have you freeloaders hoarding it all.

And I'll take up smoking and give that up!

And I'll take up smoking and give that up!

Ruki puts the "porc" in corpulent!

Ruki puts the "porc" in corpulent!

And I'll take up smoking and give that up!

Holy shit, diary writing is stressful. I have no idea how Pannini does it.

Sandy Ravage.

Everybody pants now!

That's the worst username I ever heard.

Why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?

got an e-mail from a customer wishing me well in my future endeavours.

No springs!

Dirty, greasy walls: a short-lived design fad.

In today's episode of John Sousa Cognitive Dissonance Hour, I have come home to find my kids watching Veggie Tales.

I can't be the only one who, when I say "ESPECIALLY ______," always follows it up with "But ESPECIALLY Bart," right?

Why does Russo love acronyms so much? T.I.T., U.P.Y.O.U.R.S, goddamn..

POP POP!

Wrestle Road Diaries now ordered.

There's nothin' short of dyin' half as lonesome as the sound of a sleeping city sidewalk.

I'd rather have Barreta.

Anyone want to guess the number of people who say 'they are done with WWE' tonight if Cena wins?

Last night I dreamt of the death of Crow T Robot. I think my MST3k obsession has gone too far.