LittleDaniel

I came here to haunt you, but now that I see you're from Philly I have a question: Ever been to "The Mann" up there for a concert? Is the place any good?

I don't know any Cory! I am Pierre, the French-speaking artist!

I just noticed your avatar and wanted to tell you that your school's mascot is fucking lame. Sorry to break it to you like this.

I seem to remember you laughing at me a while back because CHIKARA is running in Ohio, but now that I know they are running a venue all but twenty minutes from where I'll be living in September...HAHAHAHA!

I would say "come to the Baltimore show," but it's impossible to tell someone to come to Baltimore with a straight face.

I've Decided to take Dennis Rodman's advice.I'm going to beat my wife and take lots of drugs.Even after Nancy Reagan told me to just say no.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

In a roundabout way, sort of.

Do you go to UMBC now? I'm just finishing my freshman year up there myself.

It's in White Marsh. Right across the street is a Panera where they put cups out by their soda fountain...the cups are for water, but they haven't said anything any of the dozens of times I've taken drinks there, so they either don't notice or don't care.

It's so sad how often I heard that phrase...in the suburbs...

Latest Wrestling Is Fun iPPV will be streaming in the synchtube tonight! http://www.synchtube.com/r/Ao7d

Lies! If I drive from Baltimore to Cedar Point it would take eight hours; if I drive from Cleveland googlemaps claims it will take a little over an hour!

Lost another one to Guru Vishni

Maryland, I don't get up to Philly very often.

MIDGET DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD PANIC!!! HE MUST BE BEHIND ALL THIS.

My nerves are bad tonight. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

Now that you're dead, can I have your ticket to Dr. Horrible?

Ohh yeah, I'm pretty sure I got my tickets the day they were put on sale. Also went ahead and bought my way into the CHIKARMY so I can get in early so I can sit front row of the hard side (and get myself over, of course).

Oi, what kind of sound file do you want? Wav, mp3, etc etc

Remember when you made that joke about Paradise Lost and everyone agreed you were then obligated to write my paper for me? Well, it's due tomorrow buddy, you'd better get started.

Since I cannot reply to viper's status directly, I would like to entreat him to meditate on his use of the word "retarded" to mean stupid or idiotic. Having spent time with many people with intellectual disabilities, it is clear to me that they are not stupid, they are not idiots, in fact some are quite intelligent. Shit, this one beat me in checkers like ten times in a row.

So, was the ROH iPPV worth looking into? No spoilers, please.

SON, YOU IN BODYMORE, MURDALAND!

Sorry to hear about the surgery!

Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem; genies are the problem.