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  1. Noah

    I dare a mod to unlock this status!

  2. Noah

    I dare someone to unlock this status!

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Now what???

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Checkmate.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Dare you to do it again!

  3. Noah

    I dare you to unlock this status!

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Ok! So do you like Mary from Algerba class? Not like. I mean like like. You know. Like?

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      I know you Yanks say Math instead of Maths, but do you also say Algerba instead of Algebra?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Yeah like-like like.

  4. Noah

    I demand Rider switch his username to Classic Colt Cavan-a

  5. Noah

    I don't know why I'm being so mean to Lineker. I guess it's true that you hurt the ones you love.

  6. Noah

    I don't like you, you, you, or you. As for you, you're alright I guess.

  7. Noah

    I feel sorry for that new user who had to sign up as "J ames" because Linkeker stole "James" like the meanie that he is. :(

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    2. Arjen Robben

      Arjen Robben

      Maybe it's the author Jonathan Ames.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      J ames came before James actually

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      In the phone book.

  8. Noah

    I feel your pain :(

  9. Noah

    I hate every poster I see, from -A- to zrc.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      No, you'll never make a pizzamonkey out of meeeeeeeee.

    3. Matt

      Matt

      Technically, he doesn't hate me since my original name is - Matt -, and "- " should come before "-A" :D

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Oh my God, I was wrong! DiGrind was Sousa all along!

  10. Noah

    I hate you...yeah you! You know who you are.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I hate you too.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Don't you fucking know what you are?

  11. Noah

    I hate your face.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      I face your hate.

      And I rise above it.

  12. Noah

    I have had this username for a touch over 6 months. I do believe that's a new record for me.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      The Manrabbit?

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Great news.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      I know right?

  13. Noah

    I haven't been paying attention, is Brad Harris president yet?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Yes.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      All hail President Harris!

  14. Noah

    I heard Ruki went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I heard Ruki was stuck on Sorrento beach but has now returned home to the ocean.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Shit, I just saw that Yahoo is browsing my profile :o I'd better hide behind Ruki!

  15. Noah

    I honestly have no idea.

    He seems to have vanished into the abyss of nothingness.

    It would be sad, if he wasn't so pathetic.

  16. Noah

    I just found a K-Fed, He's stuck on a shitty weight loss reality show in australia. Do you want him back america? Shipping costs extra.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Nah, we're good.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      I want him to come back, if only to feud with John Cena. Now there's a REAL Wrestlemania dream match!

  17. Noah

    I just heard that Jimmy Del Ray died. I guess he really is a heavenly body now. :(

  18. Noah

    I just saw an old episode of Family Guy, In it, they took a shot at Scrubs for allegedly not being funny. I mean c'mon really?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Scrubs is cock.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Is Black Scrubs here?

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Matt the point of the status message was how ridiculous the notion of Family Guy commenting on how unfunny another tv show was.

  19. Noah

    I keep hearing bad things about the Ultimate Spiderman cartoon but I just found out it has Cage and Fist in it. :o Surely it has to be good? :(

    1. James Casey

      James Casey

      Seen a couple of episodes. It's very knowing, with little anime-esque asides, but it captures the overall spirit of Spidey if not necessarily any of the specific comic/film versions.

  20. Noah

    I kicked my foot against a suitcase earlier this evening. Why is Snitsky never around when you need him? :(

  21. Noah

    I know this doctor with the last name of Oakley. True story.

  22. Noah

    I like the new Rihanna song. It's a postmodern masterpiece.

    1. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      I think that you are a postmodern masterpiece.

    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      rihanna is shit

  23. Noah

    I like to gorf it, gorf it.

  24. Noah

    I miss the days when Grog was just slang for alchohol.

  25. Noah

    I now want Hulk Hogan's cape.

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