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  1. Noah

    An AMERICAngle vs Brad Harris feud would be the best of both american presidential elections and wrestling matches.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'll get to that as soon as I set up the inevitable  Knife Sanchez v. Bart Gellar feud.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Brad Harris is the president and I-3 champion that America deserves!

       

  2. Noah

    Arizona smells funny. Change my mind.

  3. Noah

    Call me when Knife Sanchez is on the Joe Rogan Experience.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I wouldn't hold your breath

  4. Noah

    Carlito is no Nathan Jones.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Nathan Jones had one uninterrupted reign of 1000 days, which he beat Carlito for. But Carlito had 3 reigns totaling 1136 days, so its really down to which is more impressive. But one thing is clear, neither one of them is Knife Sanchez.

  5. Noah

    Carlito isn't really that cool.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      You take that back.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Yeah I went too far. :(

      Epico is still the best Colon though.

  6. Noah

    CHICKEN CLUB, BABY!

    1. Adam

      Adam

      Are you at Wetherspoons?

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      TOO CRISPY!

  7. Noah

    Darth Vader has denied being ‘Dark Lord of the Sith’ and said he self-identifies as a leading light of the Alt-Jedi movement today.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Still better than Leia with all her deleted holographic recordings and the 8 years of misery under Kenobi who probably wasn't even born here #thanksobiwan #makestarwarsgreatagain

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      #FeelTheYo

  8. Noah

    Dental Plan!

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Lisa needs braces!

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Hello Joe!

  9. Noah

    Did everyone give up on the fantasy premier league competition? Would explain how i was in the top 5 for so long despite barely being able to tip/play any fantasy sports games for the best part of 2 months. I even had Wayne Rooney as one of my front 2 for all that time. <_<

  10. Noah

    Did someone say 3 minutes?

  11. Noah

    Do I get a warning if I call @The Handsome Luchadore a poo-head?

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Quite Elise, no need to be a MrsPotatoHead

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You can say goodbye to your daily "likes", that's for sure.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I'll give you a warning if you don't call him a poohead.

  12. Noah

    Domtweet

  13. Noah

    Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Senator Jordon Steele-John made a joke about it on one of his posts, and no one got it and were wondering why he was congratulating himself.

      It was amazing.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Fantastic. Great story. Well done Lukie.

  14. Noah

    Game over man, game over. :crying:

  15. Noah

    He's 42, hardly a junior anymore. :shifty:

  16. Noah

    Hey @The Handsome Luchadore you're a poo-head!

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      ACTIVATE RUDO MODE!

  17. Noah

    How about I go home and you go that way?

  18. Noah

    I am in favour of Lint's policy of long and super descriptive thread titles.

    This is a policy that all of EWB should adopt.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Good idea, I'll start work on the "Who besides Carlito or Debojit Bhowmick will challenge Nathan Jones to a 15-minute and 38 second no DQ, no holds barred, falls count anywhere, street fight match for the I-3 Championship that Jones has held for 643-days on the pre-show of the next pay-per-view in front of 15,834 fans that takes between the times of 7:33 and 7:48pm Eastern time?" thread now.

  19. Noah

    I am the Walrus, goo goo g'joob. Change my mind.

  20. Noah

    I came online today and was hoping that Dave had updated his ECW diary but I guess Dave's not here man. :(

    1. Dave

      Dave

      Roster's up!

  21. Noah

    I just liked a post of @Mick's from 2007.

    That's how I roll.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      SEE, PEOPLE DO LIKE MICK! @MechaKanezilla

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      Brb investigating potential Mick double accounts.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Good luck with that.

  22. Noah

    I think Bam Neely could challenge Michael Tarver.

    1. Bam Neely

      Bam Neely

      His funeral.

  23. Noah

    I was washing my hair that day.

  24. Noah

    I was watching cinema sins look at the Killing Joke and some weirdo in the comments was a little defensive about their criticism saying that at least it was nowhere near bad as The Force Awakens 'with that op bitch Rey.'

    Besides being wrong about TFA being bad, it's also a rather weird comparison to make.

  25. Noah

    I won a day. My life is complete.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Some day I plan to win an entire week with the help of Carlito, Nathan Jones, Michael Tarver, Bam Neely and Knife Sanchez.

    2. HarshMillennium

      HarshMillennium

      What was the comment? 

    3. Noah

      Noah

      If you see the comment you'd better run for cover  Harsh you don't need a weekend lover.

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